Interesting Dummy Technique

[Dave P]

There is a simple solution to this overactivity problem.......ritalin...:-)

[Matrix]

Not having much myself, I cringe when I see people blessed with a perfectly good head of hair turning it into such monstrous travesties.

Ah, so now it's all clear. It's hair-envy that we're talking about here.
It's good to know that we have so many people on the hair-vigilante squad. Gi patches are in production.

[t_niehoff]

I have a full head of hair, thank you -- so no hair envy here. This is because I orbit my chi, have opened my channels, and activated my ren and du. The WCK alchemy grows hair -- and in advanced stages makes one's hair stand on end: a sign of enlightenment. In fact, Ch'an is the ancient Chinese cure for baldness (why the bald monks practiced Ch'an in the first place). I would tell you how to do this for yourself, but unfortunately this process has the side-effect of making a person's communication unintelligible -- hence why the Tao that can be spoken is not the true Tao. (Not to mention, you'd need to sign a nondisclosure agreement).

If you have doubts, I can prove it with a biofeedback machine -- brainwaves don't lie.

[anerlich]

It's hair-envy that we're talking about here.

I have plenty of hair ... chest, shoulders, nostrils and ears.

(there's a mental picture to ruin your appetite for a whole day)

I don't need gi patches, my body hair acts as a builtin rash guard.

[t_niehoff]

I have plenty of hair ... chest, shoulders, nostrils and ears.

(there's a mental picture to ruin your appetite for a whole day)

I don't need gi patches, my body hair acts as a builtin rash guard.

This is because you have not properly orbitted your chi -- it isn't getting to the top of your head (an incomplete orbit effect). So your chi is unbalanced. You must activate your ren and du. It is important to understand how the ancient chinese approached baldness, only with that mindset can you grasp the SLT alchemy of hairgrowth (not the Shaolin view of hairgrowth, but the Ermei view of hairgrowth). As the kuit says, "if your yi is correct, your hair grows by itself."

[Matrix]

I have plenty of hair ... chest, shoulders, nostrils and ears.

(there's a mental picture to ruin your appetite for a whole day)

I can handle it. Let's face it, it could have been a whole lot worse.

Terence,
You seem to be exhibiting some very clear symptoms of chi-sickness. Take two asprins and get a good night's sleep.

Peace,

[planetwc]

That dummy must feel violated after this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBDAprhIjAo&NR

His kiai grunting is just disturbing. It is like gollum wing chun.

[t_niehoff]

Terence,
You seem to be exhibiting some very clear symptoms of chi-sickness. Take two asprins and get a good night's sleep.

Peace,

You only feel this way because you have not activated your ren and du. So you mistake profundity for silliness. If you only performed the SLT correctly all would be clear.

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