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  1. 04-01-2007, 05:24 PM #1
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    I'm rich!

    Just recieved this email informing me
    Oh, if anyone of you want to collect it for me, the return address is loteriaespanol@mynet.com
    Sad thing is, there will be some who actually fall for this stuff.

    Attn: Winner,

    We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held on 28th March 2007. This is a Millennium Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. You have been approve f or the star prize of Euro950:000:00 (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euro Only).
    To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:

    .Dr.Julio Anibal Madera Rodríguez
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    E-mail: Globalagencias@aol.com

    Batch No:LF/53/849/HU
    Ticket No :UW/83/02/ED
    Lucky No: 52/658/95/AS
    R ef No:E MSL / 2007/MAR.
    Serial No: TM/YR38J/DA

    You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via email to process the immediate payment of your prize.
    The Validity period of the winnings is for 30 working days hence you are expected to make your cla ims immediately.
    Once again congratulations !!!

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  2. 04-01-2007, 05:38 PM #2
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    YAAAY!

    gotta love it.

    Hey, I forgot to tell you, you won my contest too! Lucky you!
    To claim your million dollar prize, all I need from you is your full name, address, drivers license number, social security number, number of children, and the rights to one fourth of your soul.
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  3. 04-01-2007, 05:57 PM #3
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    LOL!!!

    I won this one several times last year!!!

    You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via email to process the immediate payment of your prize.

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  4. 04-01-2007, 07:35 PM #4
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    from now on, when you get one of these, send them this "official form" that is now required by a new law for all US funds transfers.... I've had about 4 idiots fill it out for me
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  6. 04-02-2007, 10:47 AM #6
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    maybe I should post the ones people actuall filled out
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  7. 04-02-2007, 01:01 PM #7
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    someone else sign here. hahahahahahaha that is great.
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