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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A View Post
    How come in the *Movies*, we allways see the Hero attacked by like hundreds of Ninjas who appear out of nowhere and get thier asses Kicked? (I will answer for you)

    I don't hold Ninjas in high esteeem. I used to train a clan of them back in the 1990's

    I spent countless hours trying to get them to attack thier target ALL AT ONCE, but I just could not get it through thier thick ninja skulls to do so.

    They insisted on acting alone, one on one. So every time I'd get the whole group to surround a victem, 19 of them would circle around doing all sortsof Ninja Poses and perfrom short Ninja style theatrical displays, and only 1 would charge in to fight...useually getting his ass kicked while the others waited thier turn and watched.

    One guy would end up beating all 20 of the Ninjas every time because of this.

    I kept telling them if they all attacked all at once, they would be victorious, but Ninja's just don't listen...they are too trapped in thier silly ways.
    Heh.

    Ninja, please!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tug View Post

    Ninja, please!!
    saying "ninja please" has been old for quite some time.
    Bless you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega-Foot View Post
    You guys obviously have no clue as to what you're talking about, and what you've seen.
    We're pretty sure you're not going to explain it to us, either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    saying "ninja please" has been old for quite some time.

    Uhhh, Go f#&#37;* yourself??.
    Last edited by tug; 06-04-2007 at 03:48 PM. Reason: Idiocity
    Embrace your enemy, for he is not - he is just confused.
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    "It is very hard to unleash the dragon and then put it back in the box without being devoured in the process."
    -Sifu Abel

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