unusual weapons

[Xiao3 Meng4]

Spit.

A Corrections officer once told me of a female inmate who was refusing to leave her cell. She was a big woman, and the officers felt they would have to take her out by force. Except this one guy. He says he'll go in and try to talk with her first. So he goes in, and starts explaining why they need her out of her cell, and it'll be easier for her if she cooperates, yada yada yada. Meanwhile, she's staring at him blankly, making funny noises. He keeps talking, raises his voice a bit, and as he's in mid sentence, the inmate spits a huge loogie into his mouth.

He gagged, stepped back, threw up, and left the cell.

[uki]

Spit.

A Corrections officer once told me of a female inmate who was refusing to leave her cell. She was a big woman, and the officers felt they would have to take her out by force. Except this one guy. He says he'll go in and try to talk with her first. So he goes in, and starts explaining why they need her out of her cell, and it'll be easier for her if she cooperates, yada yada yada. Meanwhile, she's staring at him blankly, making funny noises. He keeps talking, raises his voice a bit, and as he's in mid sentence, the inmate spits a huge loogie into his mouth.

He gagged, stepped back, threw up, and left the cell.

that was awesome!!! i had a similar experience... when my daughter was like three months old, i had her on my chest as i was laying on my back just playing with her and all of a sudden i got curdled breastmilk spit up into my mouth... it was kinda gross, but i'll take that over someone elses loogie anyday.

i'm no master, you probably read it out of a 5 and dime MA's book just like the rest of your training and teaching.

LOL... if you only knew.

[Dragonzbane76]

LOL... if you only knew.

no really i'm fine thanks....

[Lucas]

did you steal that from stallon from the movie Cobra.

you got it. it is in that movie.

little known fact, there are 3 versions. many fakes taht are low quality.

there is the mini cobra, cobra, and king cobra (two handed ! i knew a friend who had the cobra and king cobra compared they go up in the same scale ) the one in the movie is the mini cobra

i have the mini cobra, when belted it easily is conceeled in your front pocket, and can be drawn in about 1 second, your thumb pulls the blade out while your middle finger undoes the latch, and it literally falls into hand and clasped. if you have ever held one, its really one of the best combat knives ive ever held, simply for its design. you can punch, stab, slice or even just block with it.

[Xiao3 Meng4]

http://mag.ma/mustwatch/270127

[SanHeChuan]

The umbrella

The flute

Horse Bench

[SPJ]

the umbrella is almost like a sword or a short stick forms

[GeneChing]

Remember our Kung Fu with sports gear thread? Those were unusual (and kind of lame), but worthy of adding here as a tangent.

[jdhowland]

http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/foru...ad.php?t=46387

And this old one.

[GeneChing]

Nicely played, JD.

And speaking of ducks (errr, three years ago I mean) I neglect to mention about my fav crazy weapon, Mandarin Duck Razors aka Yuen Yang Razors.

We sell a fair amount of exotic weapons (you got to do that to cater to the TCMA) and as you all know, I've been slinging Chinese weapons for longer than I've worked here. When some samples of the ducks came in, I had never seen anything quite like them before. I knew they would sell. If you pick up a pair, your mind just starts going all sorts of violent places. They would be so easy to use for wreaking havoc. I've still never seen an authentic demonstration of the duck razors, but they sell fairly well, at least better than most exotics nowadays.

Even ninjettes like them!

Note that these are not to be confused with those ducks on a stick. Duck razors are totally different Chinese weapons. That's why I love TCMA. The weapons are so comic book.

[TenTigers]

that was awesome!!! i had a similar experience... when my daughter was like three months old, i had her on my chest as i was laying on my back just playing with her and all of a sudden i got curdled breastmilk spit up into my mouth... it was kinda gross, but i'll take that over someone elses loogie anyday.

LOL... if you only knew.

There is a lesson here:
you should never have your grandmother breast feed your daughter.

[Graculus]

If we are going to go down the toilet route, I guess I better pull this one out -

If you have read 'Devil in a Blue Dress' you might remember the way Mouse got the drop on his half brother who had taken him out back to shoot him - he ****ed over his expensive boots. (first letter 'p' followed by an 'i' and 'ss').

Strangely this scene didn't make it into the movie...

Although that is only fiction, I did come across an account of someone using this for real, in 'da streetz' of old Japan.

If you are interested, I wrote a bit more about in my blog
http://ichijoji.blogspot.com/2010/10...-strategy.html

Graculus

[GeneChing]

...and guess that bodily excretions are not what was intended when posting this thread. However, I must say that the notion of a form that trains spitting or ****ing as a weapon sounds strangely entertaining in a youtube sort of way.