Billy Chow vs. Stephen Chow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55e4dT5bEdc
Billy Chow has such a strong screen presence, the only way to kill him and have it be believable is to have Stephen Chow turn into a Ninja Turtle.
"For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
"What, you're dead? You die easy!"
"Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
“I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
"When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
"I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."