These things were invented by Bruce Lee

[rogue]

The phonograph, the theory of relativity,
Tums(tm), Anna Nicole Smith, Roncos Pocket Fishermen, the Internet(whoops that was someone else), Microsoft Windows 3.1, Hot Wheels, The Original Icee, wrapping paper, the pooper scooper, snow shovels, Psychoanalysis, Finite Mathematics, Origin of the Species, the bikini, the song Heartbreak Hotel, Tae Kwon Do (he was having an off day), and last but not least the Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[neptunesfall]

hey man...you forgot windshield wipers and tiger balm....