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    OT: Jesus was a shark

    RICHMOND, Va. - Scientists have confirmed the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark.

    In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female Atlantic blacktip shark in the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center contained no genetic material from a male.

    The first documented case of asexual reproduction, or parthenogenesis, among sharks involved a pup born to a hammerhead at an Omaha, Neb., zoo.

    "This first case was no fluke," Demian Chapman, a shark scientist and lead author of the second study, said in a statement. "It is quite possible that this is something female sharks of many species can do on occasion."

    The aquarium sharks that reproduced without mates each carried only one pup, while some shark species can produce litters numbering in the dozen or more. The scientists cautioned that the rare asexual births should not be viewed as a possible solution to declining global shark populations.

    "It is very unlikely that a small number of female survivors could build their numbers up very quickly by undergoing virgin birth," Chapman said.

    The medical mystery began 16 months ago after the death of the Atlantic blacktip shark named Tidbit at the Virginia Beach aquarium. No male blacktip sharks were present during her eight years at the aquarium.

    In May 2007, the 5-foot, 94-pound shark died of stress-related complications related to her unknown pregnancy after undergoing a yearly checkup. The 10-inch shark pup was found during a necropsy of Tidbit, surprising aquarium officials. They initially thought the embryonic pup was either a product of a virgin birth or a cross between the blacktip and a male of another shark species — which has never been documented, Chapman said.

    Tidbit's pup was nearly full term, and likely would have been quickly eaten by "really big sand tiger sharks" that were in the tank, Chapman said in a telephone interview from Florida.

    That is what happened to the tiny hammerhead pup in the Omaha case.

    "By the time they could realize what they were looking at, something munched the baby," he said of aquarium workers. The remains of the pup were used for the DNA testing.

    Virgin birth has been proven in some bony fish, amphibians, reptiles and birds, and has been suspected among sharks in the wild. The scientists who studied the Virginia and Nebraska sharks said the newly formed pups acquired one set of chromosomes when the mother's chromosomes split during egg development, then united anew.

    Absent the chromosomes present in the male sperm, the offspring of an asexual conception have reduced genetic diversity and, the scientists said, may be at a disadvantage for surviving in the wild. A pup, for instance, can be more susceptible to congenital disorders and diseases.

    The scientists said their findings offer "intriguing questions" about how frequently automictic parthenogenesis occurs in the wild.

    "It is possible that parthenogenesis could become more common in these sharks if population densities become so low that females have trouble finding mates," said Mahmood Shivji, one of the scientists and director of the Guy Harvey Research Institute at Nova Southeastern University in Florida.

    The DNA fingerprinting techniques used by the scientists are identical to those used in human paternity testing.

    Chapman, who is with the Institute for Ocean Conservation Science at Stony Brook, was assisted in the study by Beth Firchau of the Virginia Aquarium.

    Chapman and Shivji were on the team that made the first discovery of virgin birth involving the Nebraska shark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    it was me. i did it.
    ****, this is the joke I was going to post...
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    I remember reading an article about 10-15 yrs ago that talked about that Jesus was a female, but they disguised him as a male. It talked about the fact that in some species a female can spontaneously get pregnant with no outside source.

    It then talked about that because there is no male chromosome at all (sperm donation to provide 2nd source of dna etc.) that all the choromosomes would be female. Thus the basis of their theory. Jesus was a spontaneous birth and that he would be seen as a child of God, but that when he was born it was female and no one would follow a female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenCloudCLF View Post
    ****, this is the joke I was going to post...
    He isn't kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash View Post
    He isn't kidding.
    A list of the animals GDA has impregnated over the years:

    2 sharks
    47 goats
    64 dogs
    23 cats
    17 squirrels
    95 gerbils (spanning multiple generations)
    10 hamsters (gerbils are easier to wine & dine)
    600 sea monkeys (at one time)
    5 bears
    8 mountain lions
    6 armadillos (on his trip to Texas)
    25 possums
    200 skunks (apparently he likes the smell)
    and 1 giraffe (after that the zoo never let him back in)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chop View Post
    A list of the animals GDA has impregnated over the years:

    2 sharks
    47 goats
    64 dogs
    23 cats
    17 squirrels
    95 gerbils (spanning multiple generations)
    10 hamsters (gerbils are easier to wine & dine)
    600 sea monkeys (at one time)
    5 bears
    8 mountain lions
    6 armadillos (on his trip to Texas)
    25 possums
    200 skunks (apparently he likes the smell)
    and 1 giraffe (after that the zoo never let him back in)
    You forgot the partridge in a pear tree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    You forgot the partridge in a pear tree.
    also forgot one suzi.

    otherwise fairly complete list.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    also forgot one suzi.
    That was your dog.
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