Even though the big 4-0 day isn't until Sunday, I figured we needed a complete weekend to gig him about his age.
Now, I'm just waiting for him to start slowing down....
pfft. punk.
hbd early dude.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Happy birthday bear.
Bless you
you beat me to it. I was gonna start a thread that said "lordy, lordy, guess who's forty!"
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
wow dude, yer old....
i'll be there in 10 years godwilling.
hope it's a good one, involving much flowing of ambrosia and the carnal knowledge of something at least vaguely female by the end of the night.
hbd
-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
I was there ten years ago. I'm in much better shape now.
Happy Birthday. It only gets better...if you want it to.
Happy Early Birthday!!!
I turned the big 40 this past June.
Woo hoo!
They say 50 is your Kung Fu pinnacle.
Another ten to go..........
Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.
Happy Birthday Oso,
On my instructor's B-Day we would always hit a gentlemen's club and the beer and lap dances were on us. Hopefully you have a few students like this!
"The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato
JESUS CHRIST!? Ouch.
Hbd Old Man!
A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
~Sima Qian
Master pain, or pain will master you.
~PangQuan
"Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching
You know you want to click me!!
Gratz man!
Welcome to the 40something world!
HBD dude.
Hmm, still don't want to tangle with him. Let me know when he's, oh, about 57 maybe. Then the sh1t is on!
so did you get your aarp membership yet? Happy Early Bday old man. Dont party too hard you might fall and break a hip.
hmpblph....wha?
sorry, napping...
here's the good news...I changed jobs 2 weeks ago and have lost 10 pounds!
JP, now's yer chance...I've got a bum foot.
FYI, margaritas are tomorrow at 4pm if you feel like making the drive. I know, you're a poppa now so no worries though wife and kid are welcome.
no lap dances, IE76, unless I can talk the kinda short and stout 'chips?' girl to sit in mine
So far the best gift has been a passport....cuz I'm going to Jamaica for Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!! I think the rooms have wireless so I'll be making ya'll all kinds of jealos with real time pics.
Weather permitting we will be renting a pontoon boat on Lake Lure http://www.lakelure.com/ (you know, where 'Dirty Dancing' was filmed) for the afternoon on sunday and just kinda chilling.
Thanks, everyone.
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"