207 things Gene Ching does to enjoy the summer

[lkfmdc]

46. celbrates opening of "Gene Ching's Shaolin Temple for wayward girls"

see pic

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

Someone needs to be shot for giving you photo shop!!

[Lucas]

47. shoots lkfmdc for using photo shop.

48. resorts to crotch kick when lkfmdc uses his deadly horse stance to defend the shoot.

[sanjuro_ronin]

49.

Wayward girl explains to Gene the pros of Jam over Nacho cheese:

[bodhitree]

50 BBQs said wayward girl for suggesting such a thing. Uses nacho cheese as bbq sauce.

[TenTigers]

51. Jumps into a nearby phonebooth and emerges as...dan dan daaaahhn...
'TRUTHMAN!"

[TenTigers]

52. Develops and markets
'Official Shaolin Temple Wayward Girl Grappling Dummy"

http://www.realdoll.com/dpcs64/kaori/kaori001.jpg

[cjurakpt]

53. Appoints himself as "Grand Arbiter of Compassionate Sweaty Discipline" at newly opened Shaolin Temple for Wayard Girls

54. Begins accepting applications for position of "Bearer of the Turgid Wand of Rectification"

55. Temporarilly forced to suspend interviews due to influx of applications by both "real" () Shaolin monks who recently arrived by bannana boat via Guam, and from Ross who swears that the Tao Te Jing actually predicts that he is destined to be named "Grateful Wiper of Celestial Nether Drippings"

[TenTigers]

-as opposed to the Turgid wand of rectalfication?

[TenTigers]

or is that rectalfucation?

[TenTigers]

56. takes a rectalvacation

[DPL]

57. Realizes that he need not limit himself to only one shaolin temple for wayward girls.

[TenTigers]

58. Opens up the east coast annex of Shaolin Temple for Wayward Girls in NY.
Welcome to TEN TICKLES!

[TenTigers]

(be sure to visit our B&D Chamber-Ten Tied Girls)

[DPL]

59. Introduces the standard curriculum for all Shaolin Temples for Wayward Girls, which will include but not be limited to:

- One introductory 'private meditation' session with Gene Ching
- The Unified Nacho Cheese Theory
- Anatomy of the Crotch - Male
- Anatomy of the Crotch - Female (private session with Gene)
- History of Crotch Kicking from 5,000 B.C. until 1953
- Modern Developments in Crotch Kicking
- Celestial Nether Drippings 101
- Advanced Private Meditation with Gene Ching
- Nacho Crotch-o: an examination of modern martial poetry