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    Most pathetic fight ever (vid)

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    Okay, so alot of people don`t know how to fight. So what?

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    I've seen like 50 fights that looked exactly like that, a few involved "instructors" of various "martial arts".....
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    Holy crap, for the first time ever I must say this:

    That guy should have trained how to counter a LUNGE PUNCH !

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    I like how the one guy holds his hands up.



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    I'm sorry, i've been thinking of this for weeks and I'm still going to have to go with this, based solely on one person's performance:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH13kYFzfFk
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    wow, that wing chun 3 star drill sucked ass and sucked it bad. that was the weakest of the weak in 3 star drills i've ever seen. all but useless and certainly not lending to any sort of arm conditioning whatsoever.

    I give that vid 3 gheys out of 5
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    You know, after seeing that, I can see why some people on this board assume TCMA drills are useless. They looked like they were playing patty cake...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chop View Post
    I'm sorry, i've been thinking of this for weeks and I'm still going to have to go with this, based solely on one person's performance:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH13kYFzfFk
    From what I remember, it was rumored that they were a "set-up" to make the JMA look good.
    I don't know if that was indeed the case, but Oyama liked to pull little stunts like that so I would put it pass him.

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    that was ridiculous in that vid. why didn't they just hold hands and go in the other room while they were at it? Form he was doing looked like he was preparing to wipe his butt. Sloppy, nothing to represent power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca View Post
    You know, after seeing that, I can see why some people on this board assume TCMA drills are useless. They looked like they were playing patty cake...

    That stupid guy has no right to enter in competition. theres no power in his fist. I hate this guys dragging TCMA down with their poor skills.

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    mmm pity I couldn't see that clip, was removed. But in my oppinion this is the worst fight ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVln3QhYCUc

    If anyone can single-handedly shame chinese martial arts it would be the guy in red.
    (The funniest thing is he won the fight)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinWood View Post
    mmm pity I couldn't see that clip, was removed. But in my oppinion this is the worst fight ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVln3QhYCUc

    If anyone can single-handedly shame chinese martial arts it would be the guy in red.
    (The funniest thing is he won the fight)

    I dunno there. . He got thru the fight w/o being touched/hit and used classic movements and controlling distance to do it. He may just be a sloppy kid but **** if his fist hook/chow choi didn't yield him a KO. I say this is an example of someone trying to fight with what they train and getting viable results from it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinWood View Post
    mmm pity I couldn't see that clip, was removed. But in my oppinion this is the worst fight ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVln3QhYCUc

    If anyone can single-handedly shame chinese martial arts it would be the guy in red.
    (The funniest thing is he won the fight)
    that's about the oldest video on the internet
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    hey folks, i've laughed at that video as well..........

    personally, i wouldn't have gotten down like the gung fu man, people don't need to know i know gung fu until its too late........

    anyways, what MANY of you are failing to see, is the everytime the wankster threw a punch the gung fu guy sidestepped, each and every single time making the wankster change his direction at least 3 times. for that i applaud the gung fu man because i always tell my students about guys who commit to just one punch like the wankster.

    stupid fight, but good for the whiteboy, who was probably getting punked by the cholo dude before cholo dude met floor.
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