It was a cold night in the secret, underground, spiritual, Grand Temple of Destiny (where the Semi-annual Wudang Shaolin Ninja Do Pai Celestial Kumite was held). Right as General Tso began the Kumite with the traditional ringing of the Judo gong (using empty force obviously), the Takeshi Judo Squad arrived. John Takeshi yelled “Wait! I know that I have arrived late. For this I apologize, but my squad has trained hard. We demand you let us fight!” General Tso wisely responded, “Your attitude radiates defiance, and your actions as of late are not becoming of a Ninja. Nevertheless, I cannot deny you a place in the Kumite. You may compete.”
The Takeshi Judo Squad bowed and took its place. Eventually, Sensei Hoyle was called to compete against Uruka Kosuke of the Oda Clan. Both fighters adopted manta ray stances as General Tso rang the Judo gong with empty force. Sensei Hoyle quickly dropped out of his manta ray stance and dashed towards Kosuke screaming “GRAB ASS!” Kosuke evaded the attack and rendered him unconscious with a Samurai nerve pinch. General Tso levitated to the circle of combat and yelled “STOP THE MATCH! THE TAKESHI JUDO SQUAD HAS DISGRACED ITSELF! THEY ARE FOREVER BARRED FROM THE SEMI-ANNUAL WUDANG SHAOLIN NINJA DO PAI CELESTIAL KUMITE!” John Takeshi leapt onto the circle of combat and retorted, “I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THESE WICKED SNARES, ONLINE, OR IN PERSON, AGAINST ME, OR MY MANY FORUM PERSONAS! I CHALLENGE YOU, GENERAL TSO!” General Tso muttered “Very well” and began circling Takeshi using the traditional Brazilian Ninjitsu walk. It was very spiritual.
Takeshi was frightened but attempted to draw his Judo Katana, General Tso sunk into a Gene Ching stance and unleashed a heavenly crotch kick. Takeshi was defeated. General Tso levitated as the crowd applauded. He implored the crowd, "I am the Judo Fist. The crotch kick of the mind is the spiritual of the Gene Ching of the mind is the essence of the enlightenment of the crotch kick." Takeshi and his squad fled.
In summery, the shameful behavior of the Takeshi Judo Squad is akin to the sparrow who mocks the monkey, but never understands the true spiritual. The essence of enlightenment is not found in bald chicks, for the spiritual hawk does not make nest in leafless trees.
I think that demonstrates how philosophical I am.
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