KFM Glossary

[DPL]

It occurs to me that folks on this board may have a different understanding of certain commonly used terms, so I think it's important to agree on true meanings to foster an atmosphere in which insults can be more clearly understood.

I'll start:

'Shoot' - expletive - what you whisper when your favorite, never-tested defense-against-takedowns technique fails miserably and you find yourself gradually fading from consciousness in a rear naked choke.

'Troll' - noun/verb - someone who posts things you don't like/the act of posting things you don't like

'Woman' - noun - a female of the human species which, while attainable, can provide no lasting happiness for Royal Dragon

Feel free to contribute as you will.

[RonH]

It occurs to me that folks on this board may have a different understanding of certain commonly used terms, so I think it's important to agree on true meanings to foster an atmosphere in which insults can be more clearly understood.

I'll start:

'Shoot' - expletive - what you whisper when your favorite, never-tested defense-against-takedowns technique fails miserably and you find yourself gradually fading from consciousness in a rear naked choke.

'Troll' - noun/verb - someone who posts things you don't like/the act of posting things you don't like

'Woman' - noun - a female of the human species which, while attainable, can provide no lasting happiness for Royal Dragon

Feel free to contribute as you will.

Troll needs to be changed. If someone says they like a certain kung fu movie and why, but someone else doesn't like what was said because they thought something different, how can that be trolling?

Hippie - noun - someone that posts thoughts that could only be thought of when under the influence of some kind of mind altering substance(s), when you haven't showered in days and reek of bong water and vegetarian 'meats'.

[Merryprankster]

RonH,

The above definition of troll is a tongue in cheek joke.

[DPL]

'Sarcasm' - noun - A form of expression hopelessly lost on some readers of the forum. Also applies to tongue in cheek humor.

[DPL]

'Open-minded' - adjective - the belief that what you believe or accept is more intelligent and evolved than what most others believe or accept, typically coupled with the belief that others who think they're more open-minded than you are just crazy or stupid.

[cjurakpt]

moron - noun - someone who is a troll, doesn't get the concept of sarcasm and thinks he/she is so much more open minded then the rest of the world that they need to correct someone who is obviously making a joke

dueche dingleberry - noun - see moron, above; also the founder of one of the lesser known (and generally less socially appreciated) Hobbitt clans


RonH - proper noun - see Neal Hytholt / Lunghushan for full definition


sell-out - noun - any teacher of TCMA who adapts or alters his 5,000+ year old tradition in order to perform scandolous activities such as actually teaching his students something of relevance to the 21st century, paying his rent, supporting his family and having more than one pair of socks and underwear available per week

[DPL]

'I am not the problem here' - phrase - commonly used by the person who IS, in fact, the actual problem at the location in question

'limp' - adjective - see also, 'elastic'. A little-practiced defense against elbows, attainable by mastering chi, or by thinking furiously about baseball or some other non-sexual endeavor.

[Shaolin Wookie]

random question: if something weighs 10 catties, how much would that be in pounds?

[cjurakpt]

random question: if something weighs 10 catties, how much would that be in pounds?

I guess it would depend on the weight of each individual small cat?

[Shaolin Wookie]

I guess it would depend on the weight of each individual small cat?

That was..........awful.



Simply awful........

If I were you, I'd delete that before someone sees it.

[RonH]

random question: if something weighs 10 catties, how much would that be in pounds?

I guess it would depend on the weight of each individual small cat?

That was..........awful.



Simply awful........

If I were you, I'd delete that before someone sees it.

Too late. I even quoted it, too.

[golden arhat]

Too late. I even quoted it, too.

i'd delete it before someone who counts see's it

[Shaolin Wookie]

Lol.....RonH has got to be chafing by now. He's taking a real beating.

[cjurakpt]

That was..........awful.
Simply awful........
If I were you, I'd delete that before someone sees it.

nah, I like it

Too late. I even quoted it, too.

see? I'm not the only one?

[cjurakpt]

Lol.....RonH has got to be chafing by now. He's taking a real beating.

I'd suggest corn starch but he's not listening to anything I say anymore...