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    I never knew there were fighting applications for the "Walked into a Spiderweb Dance."

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    Is this guy trying to turn epilepsy into a martial art?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    I never knew there were fighting applications for the "Walked into a Spiderweb Dance."
    lmao...i read your post and started hearing his cat calls in my head and visualized a big fat chinese tiger stuck in the web like lord of the rings and ****.....i'm still giggling

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    this video has been posted a few times and the best description anyone has given so far is that this is a style for defending yourself from a swarm of bees.

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    all i can say is wow. but it had ground work in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH View Post
    Is this guy trying to turn epilepsy into a martial art?
    better than going limp
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    better than going limp
    Judeges, score:

    10

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    3.5 (judge from former USSR)

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    now, now...studies show that when someone grabs you and then goes limp you can indeed dislocate some **** in the arm if you grab it and flip over the offending limb.

    and, yea, this was like some 2006 if not 2005 stuff...
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    better than going limp
    I don't think tai chi caused his limpness (hereinafter ed), I think it was a Gene Ching crotch kick
    Bless you

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    Every time I watch this, all I can think is Monty Python in China.
    Meanwhile, I'll be looking for God in this box of Cheerios - Crushing Fist

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    This and the screamy hitters are great films.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    This and the screamy hitters are great films.
    what is screamy hitters Dave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by diego View Post
    what is screamy hitters Dave?
    These are the screamy hitters

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkwikl37SFA

    :P
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    defending yourself from a swarm of bees
    Watch your step, kid
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    Nor let unreason'd tempers rise
    Your little hands were never meant
    To pluck out one anothers eyes"
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    “We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”


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