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    Thumbs up introduce yourself

    i say
    that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
    we say a little about are selves

    our real names (first only)

    where we are from (the real names of the places)

    our ages (real ones)

    children we have

    religion

    style we train in

    and things we really enjoy


    ok GO

    me 1st


    fred

    i'm from london but i live in manchester UK

    i'm 16

    no kids

    i'm a buddhist

    i'm an mma guy in the literal sense of the word


    i love playing bass and martial arts obviously
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    5. The reason you know you're wrong: I'm John Takeshi, and I said so, beeyotch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    i say
    that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
    we say a little about are selves

    our real names (first only)

    where we are from (the real names of the places)

    our ages (real ones)

    children we have

    religion

    style we train in

    and things we really enjoy

    ok GO
    steve, maryland (US), 28, no kids that i know of, confused, hung fut and BJJ, i like playing guitar, writing, martial arts going to the gym, Football (watching) and video games (not necessarily in that order).

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    Talking

    Hello, my name is slim shady

    according to "myspace" I am 99 (but I am really older)

    I live in NY (which explains much)

    I sacrifice goats during a full moon the Baal

    I really enjoy the goat sacrifices, but I think the ritual orgy afterwards is my real favorite
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    Hello, my name is slim shady

    according to "myspace" I am 99 (but I am really older)

    I live in NY (which explains much)

    I sacrifice goats during a full moon the Baal

    I really enjoy the goat orgy afterwards. it is my real favorite
    fixed

    Filler

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    we say a little about are selves

    * our real names (first only) - Big-G God

    * where we are from (the real names of the places) - Lots of different places. It's been so long, I don't care to remember them all.

    * our ages (real ones) - Older than dirt.

    * children we have - Being God, everyone is my child.

    * religion - The Church of RonH. Everyone's invited, except people that $uck.

    * style we train in - Taijiquan's warrior school of thought, not the pacifist one.

    * and things we really enjoy - Being and staying limp, but everyone knows that already. Oh, and looking good in brown, lambskin leather blazers. Beat that, PETA people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH View Post
    we say a little about are selves

    * our real names (first only) - Big-G God

    * where we are from (the real names of the places) - Lots of different places. It's been so long, I don't care to remember them all.

    * our ages (real ones) - Older than dirt.

    * children we have - Being God, everyone is my child.

    * religion - The Church of RonH. Everyone's invited, except people that $uck.

    * style we train in - Taijiquan's warrior school of thought, not the pacifist one.

    * and things we really enjoy - Being and staying limp, but everyone knows that already. Oh, and looking good in brown, lambskin leather blazers. Beat that, PETA people.




    DEAR GOD




    STOP MAKING JOKES


    seriously ur not funny

    AT ALL
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
    5. The reason you know you're wrong: I'm John Takeshi, and I said so, beeyotch.

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    The only ones that were jokes was my name and the children thing.

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    I'm Brant, and I'm an alcoholic....

    Whoops, wrong meeting...

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    our real names (first only) - Ikenburg hicklepop...but you can call me Nick or John

    where we are from (the real names of the places) - I am from a state of confusion

    our ages (real ones) - I am an age

    children we have - Not sure, it is rumored to be many.

    religion - I am a Pastafanarian and attend the Church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster regularly RAmen!!!! http://www.venganza.org/

    style we train in - I train with Style! LOTS of Style!!

    and things we really enjoy - Well, for those of you who follow, you will know I enjoy crazy women who are good in bed, but ultimately use me for $ex and leave me when they are done making me crazy....then I start long multipage threads here crying about my woes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A View Post
    our real names (first only) - Ikenburg hicklepop...but you can call me Nick or John

    where we are from (the real names of the places) - I am from a state of confusion

    our ages (real ones) - I am an age

    children we have - Not sure, it is rumored to be many.

    religion - I am a Pastafanarian and attend the Church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster regularly RAmen!!!! http://www.venganza.org/

    style we train in - I train with Style! LOTS of Style!!

    and things we really enjoy - Well, for those of you who follow, you will know I enjoy crazy women who are good in bed, but ultimately use me for $ex and leave me when they are done making me crazy....then I start long multipage threads here crying about my woes.



    see ron

    u could learn from this guy



    can we spell H U M O U R ?
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
    5. The reason you know you're wrong: I'm John Takeshi, and I said so, beeyotch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post

    can we spell H U M O U R ?
    yes H U M O R. you silly brits with your extra vowels

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    Can you spell 'use the d@mned caps function at the beginning of new sentences'? Are you familiar with 'proper spelling of words, not the texting shorthand of them'? Your posts are normally not long at all. And long posts still aren't an excuse for bad spelling, bad grammar or the improper use of a comma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH View Post
    Can you spell 'use the d@mned caps function at the beginning of new sentences'? Are you familiar with 'proper spelling of words, not the texting shorthand of them'? Your posts are normally not long at all. And long posts still aren't an excuse for bad spelling, bad grammar or the improper use of a comma.
    its correct in both at least in the british microsoft word it is

    and seeing as we invented this language u can shut up about spelling


    u arent funny ron

    well at least not when u try to be
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
    5. The reason you know you're wrong: I'm John Takeshi, and I said so, beeyotch.

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    lol next you'll try to tell us that mold is spelled mould and that color is spelled colour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceSteveRoy View Post
    lol next you'll try to tell us that mold is spelled mould and that color is spelled colour.
    **** me and my english classes



    and yeah apparently ron didnt get my joke
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
    5. The reason you know you're wrong: I'm John Takeshi, and I said so, beeyotch.

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