introduce yourself

[David Jamieson]

myspace?

nope, don't use it.

[RonH]

yeah u didnt get my joke mate

It wasn't bothering me that you put Us in your words. The internet is still not a place where the rules of proper English are thrown out the window all for the chance of saving 6 d@mned seconds per post.

If you're worried about saving 6 stupid seconds every time you post, your life is fu@ked up. You need to change something.

and yeah u wonder why i dont refer to you as british

Because my teeth aren't misshapened and I was raised on much healthier food than dry rot?

i'm sure u could think of a reason why

You regularly give me more than plenty, so I've got no reason to come up with any on my own.

[sunfist]

Hello, my name is sunfist and I am a troll.

The vast majority of requested information would, of course, not be appropriate given my trolling persona. However I suppose its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that

[Iron_Eagle_76]

Real Name: Delbert

Age: 72

Children: 3 with my cousin and 2 with my half sister

Religion: I worship corn stalks

Style: Non lubrication pump style

Hobbies: Beating old people, cripples, small animals, and making love to women who outweigh me by 100 pounds.

[BM2]

Can you spell 'use the d@mned caps function at the beginning of new sentences'? Are you familiar with 'proper spelling of words, not the texting shorthand of them'? Your posts are normally not long at all. And long posts still aren't an excuse for bad spelling, bad grammar or the improper use of a comma.

Shouldn't it be poor spelling, poor grammar ?

[MasterKiller]

so just let me introduce myself...

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

[RonH]

Shouldn't it be poor spelling, poor grammar ?

Eh, 'bad' is good enough.

[xcakid]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy

Al

Born in the Phillipines. Came to the US when I was 5yo. Grew up in S.F. CA. Then spent 16 in SoCal(orange County area) Relocated to Dallas, TX. However, I was in the military so I have been in quite a few other places.

39 (thirties are the new 20's )

No children that I know of. Like I said, I was in the military and have been in a few places.

Non practicing Catholic

Currently train in Traditional Long Fist and Arnis.

Enjoy collecting firearms. Various pistol, rifle and shotgun tactical shooting comps. Going clubbing. Reading mainly science fiction fantasy. Skydiving. Posting on a forum or three.

[BruceSteveRoy]

Reading mainly science fiction fantasy.

what authors do you read?

[bodhitree]

Scott

26

Pittsburgh PA (Steelers country)

Practice Judo and BJJ, some striking on the side but I don't recieve any instruction for it.

children: none (thank god)

religion: None (thank science)

things i enjoy: weight training, reading, studying languages (mandarin and spanish), watching football (American Football of course), and being lazy

[bodhitree]

couldn't we all have just clicked "view profile"?

[xcakid]

what authors do you read?

Terry Goodkind
Robert Jordan
RA Salvatore
Don Basinthwaite
David Drake

Mainly D&D genre accounting for 85-90% of the books I read.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I do not have my religion listed on my profile.

[lkfmdc]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made **** sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[Iron_Eagle_76]

I think we should enter Ross and MasterKiller in that new game show, Don't forget the lyrics. I think you guys would own!