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Thread: How to defeat Wing Chun; it's so easy!

  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    fling dung ?
    What is it with people giving out ancient secrets on the net ?!?!!

  2. #17

    fling dung?

    he possibly meant fling flan. There, its fixed!

    joy chaudhuri
    Last edited by Vajramusti; 09-19-2007 at 01:11 PM.

  3. #18
    The best way to defeat wingchun is not to stand in front of them at punching distance. They wont be able to do their arm manuever or routine if you keep on moving (play the distance, combination of stances advancing and retreating using different directions to try to catch them in awkward position)

    I hope the reader of my post try to understand this before making another ridiculous reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Obviously it was a typo, against a side kick one must direct the PE fist to the center of the foot, Kidney 1, and that will cause violent spasms and explosive diarrhea.
    ......EEEeeewwwww.

  5. #20
    No, you dont understand, mister Pascal has extensive real world experience... as a high school teacher!

    (I kid you not, he refers to this extensively in his newsletter, regaling us with tales of how bad ass he is breaking up fights in the cafeteria)

    www.kerwinbenson.com
    Last edited by sunfist; 09-19-2007 at 11:37 PM.

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    Did his ass go bad from all the explosive diarrhea?

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    Possibly. Though Im sure he has methods by which he targets that diarrhea, enabling him to spray multiple opponents with relative ease.

    Dont forget to check out his wonderful range of ebooks for sale, such as '10 days to better knife fighting'.

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    obviously the best way to beat a chunner is to bring up lineage and spelling then they'll have to fight the other chunners thus leaving you unharmed
    Bless you

  9. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    obviously the best way to beat a chunner is to bring up lineage and spelling then they'll have to fight the other chunners thus leaving you unharmed
    Voted - "Best strategy so far"
    Sapere aude, Justin.

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    "Wheather you believe you can, or you believe you can't...You're right." - Henry Ford

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