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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    Things our foretathers lives with, even participated in

    1. Witch trials
    2. The crusades
    3. The inquisition
    4. Calling Capurnicus and Gallelo heretics for saying the sun is the center of the universe (may have spelled names wrong, sure you know who they are though)
    5. Infanticide
    6. Female circumcision

    This is, regretably, just a short list of the nasty things that previous generations accepted, participated in and even supported as "correct"
    yet these all infringe on basic human rights. apples and oranges IMO.

    i am sure i could name a list of things most posters on this board to on a regular basis, simply because its what they grew up doing, IE: tradition, that would be a serious waste of time and effort, yet we all still do them.

    anyone enjoy the entertainment industry to any degree at all? stop it, you dont need to, and its a waste of your time.

    same deal, where one man bags on another man for what he percieves and obsolete or un needed, he in turn i am sure would have similar skeletons in his own closet.

    live and let be i say. people can HARP all they want, but who really wants to be a HARPER? well, maybe some of you do.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post

    yet these all infringe on basic human rights. apples and oranges IMO.
    I just chose the most glaring examples of things that used to be accepted, ie that our forefathers did, that OBVIOUSLY we chose not to just do just for the sake of "tradition"

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post

    i am sure i could name a list of things most posters on this board to on a regular basis, simply because its what they grew up doing, IE: tradition, that would be a serious waste of time and effort, yet we all still do them.
    ah, but if you become aware of the, aware they are wastes of time and effort, yet consciously chose to still do them, isn't that sick?
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    sure i suppose.

    you ever watch tv. movies. eat junk food, have non procrational sexual interaction.
    drive a car, have a pet, look at girls....

    i would wager to say a healthy percentage of things we do for entertainment on any level are not needed.


    so in a way, yes we are all very very sick

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    but, you see, if I set up a "kung fu school" and lesson #1 involves lotion and my right palm, am I just "doing my thing" or am I ripping someone off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Woah, keep your shoes on your side of the stall

    And don't run your hand under the stall wall either, lotioned or not

    Your photoshopped tacos cannot withstand my Cosplay Fu!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    And don't run your hand under the stall wall either, lotioned or not

    Your photoshopped tacos cannot withstand my Cosplay Fu!!!
    Gene is officiall the master of LinkFu...

    i bow down

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    it's all in the research...

    ...research to my upcoming cosplay feature article
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    ...research to my upcoming cosplay feature article
    so is "research" what all the kids are calling that these days?

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    Scholars have been calling it research for years...

    ...please pass the lotion. I'm a bit...errr...chapped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    3. The inquisition
    you never saw history of the world part 1. that was a fine time in history. pools, dancing.
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    6. Female circumcision
    What about Male circumcision? Sure, most of us are, but can you imagine the first circumcision, in Biblical terms?

    Abraham was in his thrities or forties or so, and suddenly god tells him he needs to cut off the skin over the wrinkly part of his *****, and those of his brothers, family, and friends, as well, in order to have a covenant with god. So Abraham waltzes up to his brother and is like:

    Abraham: "Hey, dude, I talked to God last night."
    Brother: "Oh, yeah? What'd he say?"
    Abraham: "Well, we're going to be the progenitors of a long, fine, godly tradition."
    Brother: "That sounds friggin' awesome."
    Abraham: "Yeah, it's sweet, isn't it?"
    Brother: "So, what do we have to do?"
    Abraham: "We just have to cut off the skin over the wrinkly parts of our nads."
    Brother: "I knew it. I just knew there was something wierd about the skin over that wrinkly part of my ****. I only have one question: where's the knife?"

    (Abraham pulls out a rusty machete, his lucky machete, and slaps it on the table)

    Three hours later, and three hundred circumcisions later, and Abraham is the least popular man in Israel. The men lie around and moan for weeks while the women laugh their asses off:

    Brother: "Hey, Abe....(ouch)"
    Abraham: "Owwwwww......what?"
    Brother: "You're a ****ing *******....."

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    I know it's going back a couple of pages but bear with me! Chloe Bruce was on some bad tv talent show over here a couple of months ago doing her flashy kicks and spins and that.She didn't win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    And don't run your hand under the stall wall either, lotioned or not

    Your photoshopped tacos cannot withstand my Cosplay Fu!!!
    I knew this was you. Being in on the MAMart game does have it's perks.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Su Lin View Post
    I know it's going back a couple of pages but bear with me! Chloe Bruce was on some bad tv talent show over here a couple of months ago doing her flashy kicks and spins and that.She didn't win.
    SAY IT ISNT SO!!! is the show america has talent? i saw some xma guys do a thing on it too. it was god awful, but apperently they were making money doing it. at that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    Shaolin Wookie

    That is not me. Believe it or not, I've not modeled for the ninja. I been the monk, and a few other odd things, but not the ninja. At least I don't think I have... Anyway, I would know to tuck my sleeves into my forearm covers.
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