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  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by brothernumber9 View Post
    yo momma's got no toes and complains her flip flops don't fit.

    and her flops don't flip
    I'll burn both sides of a bridge while standing in the middle to prove the truth.

  2. #32

    Anyone? Anyone.

    Crickets.
    Chirp,chirp,chirp.

    How 'bout some original Momma jokes.

    C'mon guys. Improvise.
    That's the highest level of Kung Fu or any art for that matter.




    Stances, blocks and punches(notes), combos (scales), forms (melody and/or songs).

    blah,blah,blah
    Last edited by Ronin maximus; 09-30-2007 at 12:53 AM. Reason: clarification
    I'll burn both sides of a bridge while standing in the middle to prove the truth.

  3. #33
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    Yer moms so cross eyed when she cries the tears roll down her back

    Yer moms so short she can hang glide off a curb with a dorito.

    Yer moms got one leg and her name's Ilean.

    Yer moms so tall she tripped over a mountain and hit her head on the sun.

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