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    metally disturbed ninja stabs parents

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    And people say ninjas can't fight. He took out 2 people.
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    'Metally' disturbed?

    He obviously hasd too much iron in his body. His parents had too much steel.

    Good job he wasn't mentally disturbed - could have done some real damage.
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    i thought it would be a ninja with mercury poisening...

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    "he was last seen wearing a blue bath robe"


    ........

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    Blue Power Ranger On Loose !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
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    this Ninja killed also a famous kung fu master...

    footage of the actuall killing (please dont watch if under 25)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWo497Dy9ec
    Last edited by Laukarbo; 09-27-2007 at 03:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    "he was last seen wearing a blue bath robe"


    ........

    LOL, really? I didn't read it all the way...funny, guess it was mercury then.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

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    I think it was Takeshi...
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    No, it was Robert Hamburger, author of "REAL Ultimate Power". He had major parental issues.

    Oh, and a thing for ninjas, too.

    Warning: I read this book about a month ago, and now think that John Takeshi was a hack. You'll find it in the humor section of your local bookstore. The first half had me in stitches, but he fell off in the middle.

    The Benjamin Franklin "peeing on Arthur Quimby" and "porking a turtle" section nearly killed me.

    Although this Sutton guy looks like the kind of guy that would wear a ninja outfit and stab people.
    Last edited by Shaolin Wookie; 09-29-2007 at 05:37 AM.
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    THIS is payback enough for the "Shaolin Monks defeated by lone ninja" crap! Jk, this is...odd...

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