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  1. 09-22-2007, 05:04 PM #1
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    Yo momma!

    Let the festivities begin... the no-blood spilt 21st century challenge thread!

    Let me set the ball rolling...

    Royal Dragon: Yo mamma so stoopid she gave birth to you!
    Last edited by Mr Punch; 10-02-2007 at 09:13 PM.
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    Yo momma's so fat that when she had her liposuction, world hunger was put to an end.
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    Yo momma so stank her gas is global warming.
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  4. 09-22-2007, 11:56 PM #4
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    Ok these are just awful. I must put a stop to it.

    Watch this instead...

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776756
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  5. 09-23-2007, 01:37 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by planetwc View Post
    Ok these are just awful. I must put a stop to it.

    Watch this instead...

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776756
    Bah, yo momma so stoopid she got Ernie's hand up her ass!
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    yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Yo momma is so fat, her high school photo had to be an aerial photograph.

    Yo momma so fat, when she walking around wearing heels. She strikes oil.
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    I am seeking sparring partner. Any level. Looking for blondes or redhead. 5'2" to 5'9". Between 115-135 weight class. Females between 17-30 only need apply. Will extensively work on grappling.
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  8. 09-23-2007, 08:41 AM #8
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    yo mama takes a bath at Seaworld!

    yo mama screwed more black men than FEMA!

    yo mama's poonany so big, you have to use googleearth to find her g spot.

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    yo mama's feet smell like a bag of doritos!!
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    Yo momma's so fat, the restraunts in town have signs that say:

    "Maximum Capacity: 380 persons or yo momma"
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    Yo Mammmm so fat you have to dial 2 area codes to phone her!!!
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  11. 09-23-2007, 04:19 PM #11
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    yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers
    Bless you
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    Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

    Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to pay attention, she flexed her arms.
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  13. 09-24-2007, 05:18 AM #13
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    Yo momma has no neck and uses head & shoulders.
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  14. 09-24-2007, 05:30 AM #14
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    Yo momma's so FAT that when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, rescue helicopters try to land on her back!

    http://www.spaceboos.com/Momma_Insul...momma_fat1.gif

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  15. 09-24-2007, 05:38 AM #15
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    Yo mamma so dumb she sold the car to buy gas.
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