I can play volleyball, I can play chess,I can play guitar, and I can fight.
I can't play at the level of the Nike Beach Volleyball team.
I can't play as good as Bobby Fischer.
I can play guitar, but I'm no Joe Satriani
I can fight, but I'm no Chuck Liddel
so, evidently, I'm worthless.
But ya know what?
I have a decent serve, good set-ups, and the occaisional spike, and I have fun at picnics.
I enjoy setting up my strategies, and the focus and concentration that comes with being "in the game."
I get out and play in blues jams, and can pretty much wail if I get in a good groove. Working on putting out a cd and putting the band back together perhaps to tour locally.
I've defended myself when neccesary, and did a pretty good job of it. My students have done the same. I can hit fast and hard,throw,lock, and grapple, and I'm still learning. It hurts to be thrown again and again (at 50) and I limp into bed-with a smile on my face, cuz I'm having a great time.
So fek yizall