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  1. 10-18-2007, 12:44 AM #1
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    Bizarre kung fu fights

    I was watching the Kung Fu vs. Yoga scene recently and thought it would be fun to get a collection of some strange/odd fight scenes from kung fu flicks. I'll start it off with Kung fu vs. Gorillas from Bruce Lee the Invincible (FYI This movie does not feature the actual Bruce Lee or actual gorillas -- it's just the magic of cinema that tricks the mind into thinking it's seeing the real thing )

    Clip 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=787srFqSpQA

    Clip 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUWA09nIh20

    Let's see your favorites!
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  2. 10-18-2007, 02:45 PM #2
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    One of the craziest movies ever made. do not take drugs before or during this movie. And don't watch if you are prone to seizures- http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ideoid=5788716

    Check out Shaolin Invincibles. It is good cheesy fun. The whole movie is on youtube. There is a funny fight with these guys wearing horrible gorilla costumes. Then the fight with the gorillas trainers is even weirder. Their tongues hang out down to the ground. Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe it.

    In Game of death 2 there is a fight with an obviously fake lion. The thing is I think that we were supposed to believe it was a real lion. Very funny scene.

    And if you are looking for the most bizarre fight ever check out Killer's Nocturne. Chin Siu Hou fights a real kangaroo. No joke.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
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    I liked some of the scenes from Drunken Dragon... that first fight scene was pure wacky, tripadelic gold. (If only I could find a way to post it)
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    I got you covered Blue Travesty- http://youtube.com/watch?v=05njNyKn2R4
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
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    How about the fight scene in Kung Fu Genius where Chan Lung contorts his mouth and quacks as he uses the duck style.

    Is it Ninja the Final Duel that has the scene with the nude woman fighting off the ninja and taking some nasty falls/stunts?

    The scene in Instant Kung Fu Man where Yuen Yat-Chor and a big ugly girl fight Hwang Jang-Lee, lose, and end up rolling away from Hwang end-over-end to get away.

    There were several weird fights in Yuen Woo-Ping's Miracle Fighters.

    There is one of those old Drunken Master knockoff films, forget the title, that has Casanova Wong, Yuen Siu-Tin, and Yang Pan-Pan, billed as the female Jackie Chan. There is a fight where Shek Tin keeps trying to harass Yang Pan-Pan, I think he has a foot fetish; she steps on him and his tongue sticks out trying to lick her foot or something. If I remember right.

    I like the "possession" fights at the end of Spooky Encounters where Sammo Hung and Huang Hsia assume the personalities of martial dieties.
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    Good selections Jimbo. And don't forget Shaolin Drunkard and Taoism Drunkard. No way anyone will ever forget the Watermelon monster.

    And Chan Lung's duck style, NICE job bringing that up.

    And I don't know if you know this Jimbo, but Robert Tai filmed 12 hours of Ninja the Final Duel. The nude fight with the ninjas was great. It reminds me of a similar fight between Sophia Crawford and Billy Chow in Escape From Brothel. In the Shaolin Dolemite version of Final Duel Lo Rei fights the nude woman and accidentally grabs her boob. VEry funny fight. She rubs her boobs in Lo Rei's face and Lo Rei is like trying to get away from her. So classic.

    I think it is safe to say that there are uncountable bizarre fights from kung fu movies. This thread could get very long.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
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    Jethro:
    True!
    As far as bizarre fight scenes, I think it's safe to say, "They don't make 'em like they used to!" It'll get very long, indeed.

    I remember one where Dragon Lee was fighting some guy in a chicken coop, and he started picking up eggs and pitching them at a bad guy. The eggs were breaking and running all over the guy's face, he was groaning/screaming and falling down in slow motion, with a bizarre music soundtrack many are familiar with, but I don't know the name of. All I can say is that soundtrack combines music and chicken clucking sounds!
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    I think I only got the first Ninja the Final Duel: it's the one that has Eugene in it and he's described as a monk(?) from Harlem! I saw bunches of other ones in the series but passed on those.
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    OK Jimbo I will try and tell you briefly why you need to get the Shaolin Dolemite version of Ninja the Final Duel. First of all, it is 110 minutes of all new footage! Tons of cheese of course, most of it is pretty high grade cheese, Eugene Thomas plays the villain, that nude scene I described has to be seen, the fighting is somehow even worse than Ninja the Final Duel but still a lot of fun, and the final fight is actally pretty good. Hopefully I didn't confuse you too much

    AND MAKE SURE TO GET THE BCI/BRENTWOOD DVD. It is a 2- pack that comes with Black Samurai (a cut version unfortunately). But the BCi version is definitely the version to get. There is like 40 minutes of deleted scenes. Eugene Thomas is named Tupac (stupid idea from George Tan) and in one of the deleted scenes Tupac gets jiggy with Ninja Ho.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
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    Good call Bawang. That is some crazy stuff. Those guys made a couple other movies too.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jethro View Post
    I got you covered Blue Travesty- http://youtube.com/watch?v=05njNyKn2R4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jethro View Post
    Good call Bawang. That is some crazy stuff. Those guys made a couple other movies too.
    really? please tell me! i love kung fu movies with amputees hehe

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    Give me like a day. I will give you the names. I think they are pretty rare movies.
    Last edited by jethro; 10-19-2007 at 07:50 PM.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
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    Yo BAWANG

    Check out Raiders of Wu Tang. The crippled masters are teachers in that movie. I dont know if they have any fighting. I have been wanting to see that movie myself.

    Also look for the Fighting Life and 2 Crippled Heroes.
    Last edited by jethro; 10-19-2007 at 10:33 PM.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
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