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    Glad to be a gung fu man

    you know, we as martial artists should be proud we aren't like other folks.

    the reason why i say this is because we spend our time trying to perfect skills while a new drug hits the american borders.

    now im not against drugs so much, but when you hear that the newest drug just hitting american borders is dookie and pee pee in a jar, femented with a balloon on top to collect the gases, it makes me proud to know i ain't no dope fiend. they said its a 20 minute high. but who in their right minds want to inhale the fumes of that schit.....literally.

    i am so glad i practice gung fu.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    I'll see ya dude, and raise ya 2 chop sticks!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ9e3Dy7obA

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    you know, we as martial artists should be proud we aren't like other folks.

    the reason why i say this is because we spend our time trying to perfect skills while a new drug hits the american borders.

    now im not against drugs so much, but when you hear that the newest drug just hitting american borders is dookie and pee pee in a jar, femented with a balloon on top to collect the gases, it makes me proud to know i ain't no dope fiend. they said its a 20 minute high. but who in their right minds want to inhale the fumes of that schit.....literally.

    i am so glad i practice gung fu.
    are you serious about dookie and pee pee....changes the whole phrase "this is good ****."

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    you know where this is gonna lead, don'cha? Stoners will be waiting at truck stops, or Taco Bell and following the big,fat guy who just scarfed down the Burrito Grande into the Men's room. ("yo, Bro, we hit the Mother Load!")

    "Hey,Dude! Don't flush it yet! We wanna few hits first!"
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    My dealer has some nice sh1t. He's got Tijuana Taco, West Coast White Castle, and for a little extra, he'll throw in some IHOP Big Breakfast Special-extra cheese, sausage four-egg farmer's omelette! Ya wanna score?
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    I'm havin some people over tomorrow. I'm cookin up some Hamburgers, pizza,clams, and beer. We're gonna be trippin fer days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    you know, we as martial artists should be proud we aren't like other folks.

    the reason why i say this is because we spend our time trying to perfect skills while a new drug hits the american borders.

    now im not against drugs so much, but when you hear that the newest drug just hitting american borders is dookie and pee pee in a jar, femented with a balloon on top to collect the gases, it makes me proud to know i ain't no dope fiend. they said its a 20 minute high. but who in their right minds want to inhale the fumes of that schit.....literally.

    i am so glad i practice gung fu.
    well, at least finally I understand why people go into cesspool pumping business. It's an untapped resource!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    My dealer has some nice sh1t. He's got Tijuana Taco, West Coast White Castle, and for a little extra, he'll throw in some IHOP Big Breakfast Special-extra cheese, sausage four-egg farmer's omelette! Ya wanna score?
    I'm about to place my retirement fund up into some Fertilizer stocks, should be able to retire in 10-15 years if the reports are accurate

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    you know, we as martial artists should be proud we aren't like other folks.

    the reason why i say this is because we spend our time trying to perfect skills while a new drug hits the american borders.

    now im not against drugs so much, but when you hear that the newest drug just hitting american borders is dookie and pee pee in a jar, femented with a balloon on top to collect the gases, it makes me proud to know i ain't no dope fiend. they said its a 20 minute high. but who in their right minds want to inhale the fumes of that schit.....literally.

    i am so glad i practice gung fu.
    it looked like English, but is it really?

    Is dookie and pee pee polite words for crap in ****?
    得 心 應 手

    蔡 李 佛 中 國 武 術 學 院 - ( 南 非 )

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    West Coast White Castle,

    no white castle........but we gots tommy's chili burgers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    you know, we as martial artists should be proud we aren't like other folks.

    the reason why i say this is because we spend our time trying to perfect skills while a new drug hits the american borders.

    now im not against drugs so much, but when you hear that the newest drug just hitting american borders is dookie and pee pee in a jar, femented with a balloon on top to collect the gases, it makes me proud to know i ain't no dope fiend. they said its a 20 minute high. but who in their right minds want to inhale the fumes of that schit.....literally.

    i am so glad i practice gung fu.
    you got to be kidding me! Getting high off gas. LOL!!!
    Last edited by Havick01; 11-01-2007 at 08:39 AM.
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