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Thread: 300 things Gene Ching gives to children at christmas time

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    75 Toothbrushes

    76 ticket to cruise w/ catholic priests
    Bless you

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    A copy of a book he co-wrote with MP's friend about their own theories and knowledge on BJJ, titled, "THE JUITS".

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    77 coupon for "CASTROTTTTIIIIII" operation so they can keep their youthful voices.


    RD's action figure comes complet with tiny laptop link to match.com and a box of kleenex!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    RD's action figure comes complet with tiny laptop link to match.com and a box of kleenex!
    * shudder *
    Mark

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    a life size cardboard cutout of himself in a shaolin novice garb, standing on one leg, haling a cab. as seen here with his pal, robert downey junior's younger brother who is praying for some reason: gene posing full size cutout!

    Last edited by David Jamieson; 12-06-2007 at 07:46 PM.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Last edited by bodhitree; 12-07-2007 at 06:14 AM.
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    Hah!! he looks like a Shaolin Captain Morgan commercial!

    oh....

    82. bottles of Shaolin Captain Morgan's Rum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brothernumber9 View Post
    Hah!! he looks like a Shaolin Captain Morgan commercial!

    oh....

    82. bottles of Shaolin Captain Morgan's Rum.

    Shouldn't it be like "Admiral Kwan's Rice Wine" or "Admiral Ng's Tsing Tao Beer" or something like that?
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    83. Gene's first Childrens book: The Birds, the Bees, Fishnets, Handcuffs, and Nacho Ninjettes. Everything you need to know about degrading, uh, I mean preserving the Human Race!
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    84. Nightmares.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    85. The mind of the tiger spiritual.
    86. Gymkata on DVD.
    87. Gene's second Children's book: How I dealt with bullies - Crotch kicks, Dim Mak, and a Kwan Dao.

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    88. Scary children's book, "The Kemo who stole X-Mas"
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Kemo

    Based on his posts, he seems more likely to try to steal Hanukkah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Xia View Post
    Based on his posts, he seems more likely to try to steal Hanukkah!
    it is pronounced "Chaka Khan"

    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    actually, it is very difficult to find practice swords, or staff for children or young teen other than TOYS.

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