300 things Gene Ching gives to children at christmas time

[bodhitree]

55. Dirty underwear filled heavybag

[PHILBERT]

56.) A dead bunny, with a note attached saying "No Easter next year."

[The Xia]

57.) A neilhytholt/lungushan action figure that cleans the house and warns of the dangers of matt herpes.
58.) A John Takeshi action figure with voice-activated authentic Shaolin poetry.
59.) Grandmaster Andy (Judo Grandmaster) with Judo Katana attacks.

[lkfmdc]

60) a book which is a variation on 'where's waldo" except you have to spot the one armed CLF san da master in the crowd

61) a copy of Lama Pai Sifu's Sahp Jih Kyuhn instructional video tape (yes, VIDEO TAPE, it's from the 1990's! You don't have a video tape machine? tough!)

62) A crucified LKFMDC to hang over their beds (Kwan Do included)

[sanjuro_ronin]

63) the REAL WC Bong :

[bodhitree]

64. some, eh, tobacco for the wing chung 'water pipe'

65. qi chicklets

[sanjuro_ronin]

66. Mentos, the chi maker !!

[Mas Judt]

67. Instructions on how to find a wing chun dummy; "Usually around 5' tall, brown or black hair, about 90lbs...

[Mas Judt]

68. The "Artist Formerly known as MonkeySlap" Action Figure with Kung Fu Grip Action.

[Seppukku]

69. Homework. HWRAHWRAHWRA!!!!!!

[Mas Judt]

70. A Chinese police badge and the power to send anyone for two years to a hard labor camp without trial or recourse, just like in China.

[cjurakpt]

71. Influenza

[cjurakpt]

72. free copies of "Gene Ching's Guide to Home & Neighborhood Safety", featuring topics such as 'Crotch Kicks First, Calls For Help Later', 'Melted Nacho Cheese Spills: Anyone Can Learn To Do A Skin Graft!' and 'When Daddy's Kisses Just Aren't Enough: the Shaolin Home for Wayward Girls' (although, for the life of me, I'm not sure what that last chapter is doing in there, but anyway...)

[bodhitree]

73. Shaolin Stripper Pole Style instructional dvd's

[rubthebuddha]

74. sphincterine