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  1. 11-20-2007, 08:51 AM #1
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    300 things Gene Ching gives to children at christmas time

    1 skulls of khamir roughe victims

    2 dead rats

    3 "exempt from crotchkick til 18" t-shirt

    4 silk pajamas

    5 butterfly knives

    6 approves account for kfm.com membership

    7 ashes (from cigarettes)

    8 ashes of John Takeshi Korean genocide victims

    9 balls of steel

    10 GDA's comedy dvd, including "my mother....big pimpin" outtakes
    Bless you
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    11. Assorted Shaolin STDs.
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    12 official shaolin antibiotics
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    13 Shaolin temple for wayward girls magazines for kids to hide under bed
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    14. Crotch Kicks (tm) for everyone!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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    15. "Chi Water" (don't ask how he carbonates it!)
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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    16. A gift certificate for free legal advice
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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  8. 11-20-2007, 12:23 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    16. A gift certificate for free legal advice

    you forgot to mention the advice is from Tu JinSheng (master of crotch pulling)
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    17. helen liangs "home movie" on hd dvd
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    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    17. helen liangs "home movie" on hd dvd
    This is a numbered list, write a number ****tard
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    This is a numbered list, write a number ****tard
    calm down man

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    I don't celebrate Xmas

    I celebrate Kwanzaa.
    Gene Ching
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    19. Little Debbie Cream Pies. See?

    20. Painful Rectal Itch
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    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.
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    21. Iced Honey Buns

    22. A coach on how to do things just the way Gene likes it.
    Last edited by rogue; 11-20-2007 at 05:22 PM.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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