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    51.) A card for a crotch-kicked anonymous support group... followed by a crotch kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Willow Sword View Post
    Gene Ching Sings to all the Keyboard warriors Who Envy his title and position at KFM

    50. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHrwcQrY-JM


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    Wow, 7* looks good in that sweater, and I hear he sings that song to each punk he throws through the door.

    52. KFM forum member action figures.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


    People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene

    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
    (Yes, MS Paint is a precision tool in the right hands)....
    Don't you mean 'Deadly Weapon'?

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    53. A photo of him crotch-kicking Chuck Norris

    (who was unable to block, even though Gene warned him of the specific attack, it's trajectory and it's target!) OUCH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue View Post

    52. KFM forum member action figures.

    Best idea ever
    Bless you

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    The 7* action figure deluxe set comes with a real cardigan sweater and an elevator shaft. The lkfmdc figure comes with a set of DVDs that it will sell at a discount to the other KFM action figures.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


    People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene

    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    I hear your action figure comes with NRA membership card and a W 04 bumpersticker
    Bless you

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    and a good set of running shoes that get used when it pokes fun at 7*.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


    People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene

    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue View Post
    52. KFM forum member action figures.
    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree
    Best idea ever
    Except the MasterKiller figure will be like "Storm Shadow" and sold out all the time, so all the shelves will just be full of lame "Short-Fuze"esque Rogue, Bodhitree, and JudgePen figures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Except the MasterKiller figure will be like "Storm Shadow" and sold out all the time, so all the shelves will just be full of lame "Short-Fuze"esque Rogue, Bodhitree, and JudgePen figures.
    masterkiller's will be popular with the same group of kids that like the Ace and Gary dolls, and the boys who buy the Kens
    Bless you

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    masterkillers action figure comes with a men's bathhouse membership card, a bottle of lube, and a seperate wardrobe for 'drag nights'
    Bless you

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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    masterkiller's will be popular with the same group of kids that like the Ace and Gary dolls, and the boys who buy the Kens
    So that means you will own 3 of them, then? One for the shelf to stare at, one you can scratch the paint off and pretend he is nekkid while u touch it, and the other one for exploring your "special" place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    So that means you will own 3 of them, then?

    you apparently have a reading comprehension problem
    Bless you

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    53. the masterfigure pink catalac to go along w/ action figure
    Bless you

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    54. My life partner went to hom0klahoma and all I got was this t-shirt t- shirt
    Bless you

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