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Thread: 300 things Gene Ching gives to children at christmas time

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    Depends on your definition of "toy." I got a very nice wooden plum sward. That can't be used for anything other than practice realy but I wouldn't call it a toy... My oldest son also has a wooden katana, since the gentalman who sold it to me commented that while it wasn't the correct shape, it would resist damage from striking the ground... and any sward that kid practices with is likely to hit the ground...
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    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    it is pronounced "Chaka Khan"

    lol, which brings us to...
    89. An "Eight Nights of lkfmdc's Chaka Khan Karaoke" album.
    90. The unpopular book, Insanity, the internet, and ****ing people off - By Dupisha.

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    91. DVD of short lived and unpopular nightly variety show "Dupisha and Kemo, still crazy after all these years"
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    92. Kemo's Iron Palm Kit.
    93. Kemo's Iron Crotch Kit.

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    94. lifetime supply of physical therapy to help counter act the effects of Kemo's products.

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    95. Ban hammers
    Bless you

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    96. A nice, quiet forum
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    96. A nice, quiet forum

    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kemo Martin View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

    If you like this post, please send Kemo your thoughts: Sanda@sandakungfu.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    If you like this post, please send Kemo your thoughts: Sanda@sandakungfu.com
    that email actually doesn't work.
    Bless you

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    I REPEAT

    96. A nice, quiet forum
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    97. Ginger Bread Shaolin Temple with marshmellow monks
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

  13. #103
    98. chocolate monk spades
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    99. Special christmas dit da jow with extra chocolate and nutmeg
    Bless you

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    98. chocolate monk spades
    "Chocolate monk? CHOCOLATE MONK?!?"

    (name that movie, you get a Gene Ching kewpie doll)

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