300 things Gene Ching gives to children at christmas time

[cjurakpt]

96. A nice, quiet forum

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

Peace on Earth, Good Will To Men...

[bodhitree]

100 Official Shaolin Gift Cards (not officially accepted at shaolin!)


Only 3 x this to finish up!

[bodhitree]

101. Shaolin taco time building hide and go seek, to add to the fun he invites John Micheal Carr, Michael Jackson, and local priests!

[bodhitree]

102. Sevenstar pops out of the christmas cake naked

[Seppukku]

103. Gene lights the candle. But he's wearing a blindfold from a game of "Pin the tail on the Lama".

"Wait!" shouts Bodhitree. "That ain't a candle!"

Soon there's the bad smell of burning hair and flesh, and a naked Sevenstar trundles down the street, smothered in pastry. He gets mobbed by homeless on 15th and Washington. He shows up at the police station, licked clean, and in shock. He has yet to recover.

This really happened.

[GeneChing]

104. After noting that the forum fell 196 things short of their goal, I realize how pathetically lame you all are and that this can only be rectified by further education in the Chinese martial arts, so I'm giving you a holiday discount - 50% off our subscription rate - so you can all go and edumacate yourselves.

[MasterKiller]

105. Shakes head at all the pathetic attempts to capture the glory of MK's original Gene Ching thread.

[PHILBERT]

106.) The true origin of Wing Chun.