Grandmaster Paulie Zink

[Lama Pai Sifu]

Have more than a few instances where I was treated rather rudely at first, then Chan Tai San would show up, introduce me and the attituted would do a 360 degree turn around.

they would spin in a complete circle? OH...you mean a 180 degree turn!!!

[lkfmdc]

they would spin in a complete circle? OH...you mean a 180 degree turn!!!

I teach fighting, not geometry, ok dude....

Yeah, remember the white crane guy

"you do white crane"

"no I don't"

"but you're wearing a white crane kung fu uniform"

"no I'm not"

"and you just did chut yip bo"

"no I didn't

"why does your shirt say white crane?"

"I'm not wearing a shirt"

CTS shows up with the guy's sifu and he suddely is like "oh, hey, guys! how are you!"