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    Annual Stella Awards

    Not sure if this is a repost and/or where to post this but, I thought I 'd share this with you all...

    It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?


    That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.


    Here are the Stella's for the past year:


    7TH PLACE:

    Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

    6TH PLACE:

    Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

    Go ahead, grab your head scratcher.

    5TH PLACE:

    Terrence ****son, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for ****son, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when ****son pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay ****son $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.

    Keep scratching. There are more...

    4TH PLACE:

    Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

    Grrrrr ... Scratch, scratch.

    3RD PLACE:

    Third place goes to Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113, 500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?

    Scratch, scratch, scratch. Hang in there; there are only two more Stellas to go...

    2ND PLACE:

    Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.


    1ST PLACE : (May I have a fanfare played on 50 kazoos please?)

    This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

    Are we, as a society, getting more stupid...or this only happens in the good old U.S. of A?
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    It's a great read, and I've read them before but ALAS they are as phony as Shaolin Ninjutsu.

    Snopes is your friend!

    I fear most of the DARWIN AWARDS are probably fake, too!

    Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

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    lol...you're right it is good reading but, I still wonder, with all the "sue" happy people in the U.S. that somebody here experienced or know of somebody that went through similar outrageous situation with lawsuits...

    Maybe we all remember the judge that tried to sue his Cleaner for misplacing his "favorite" pants for $54Million...http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...26/1961808.htm
    I heard he lost his position as a judge as soon as the case got thrown out....serves him right
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    thank G'd those are fake!!!!!!
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    Stella's clitoris was burned off by that McDonald's coffee.

    It is often cited as a frivolis lawsuit, but how much are your gentials worth to you?
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    I knew the OP had some holes in it. I live in Austin, but had never heard of the furniture store case. I also knew those 'cruise control' stories were urban legends. Also, it got some facts wrong on the Stella case; Stella was burned, but she was not driving. Her teenage grandson was taking her out for a drive in his new sports car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Stella's clitoris was burned off by that McDonald's coffee.

    It is often cited as a frivolis lawsuit, but how much are your gentials worth to you?
    they are worth enough I do'nt put hot coffee next to them (especially in a moving car)
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    [QUOTE=MasterKiller;829595]Stella's clitoris was burned off


    Sounds like Steela knows Chuck Norris

    Had she not spilled her coffee by the manner she used to hold the cup, we wouldn't be on this thread debating her groin and fault. However, if she had held it with one hand and spilled it down her blouse and received 3rd degree burns only due to the decision that was made for the temperature of McDonalds coffee is served, we would feel different. Where the burn occurred should not be a factor. Spills onto the customer is a foreseen occurrence. With this in mind, safety of the customer should placed first. End of logical debate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CLFLPstudent View Post
    It's a great read, and I've read them before but ALAS they are as phony as Shaolin Ninjutsu...
    Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MK
    Stella's clitoris was burned off by that McDonald's coffee.
    It doesn't say THAT! Besides, she's 79, wtf was she gonna do with it?!
    It is often cited as a frivolis lawsuit, but how much are your gentials worth to you?
    Aye, it's spelling like that that trivializes this kind of case...

    The point behind this case isn't that she should've known coffee is hot: it's that

    a) McScum (I don't like them anyway - can you tell?) had had a many out-of-court settlements already with other people and didn't change their policy of...

    b) selling coffee at unnaturally hot temperatures...

    c) or at least writing a more comprehensive warning on their cups...

    d) And they'd blatantly lied saying they thought people drank it at home, when they knew through their research that this wasn't the case.

    If MuckD was banned none of this would happen... nor the continued deforestation in their name, absurdly disgusting animal welfare conditions, blatant disregard for the hopes and dreams of their minimum wage workforce, midget prostitution, or cancer! You B4STARDS!
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    Taking one for the team...

    Bennie Casson filed a lawsuit in Belleville, Ill., against PT's Show Club for its negligence in allowing a stripper to "slam" her breasts into his "neck and head region" as he watched her, a little too close to the stage.

    Casson claims in his lawsuit that dancer Susan Sykes (aka "Busty Heart"), who claims to have show business's biggest chest at 88 inches, gave him a "bruised, contused, lacerated" neck.

    Carson has filed suit claiming that the "gifted" performer slammed her breasts into his head and neck, causing "emotional distress, mental anguish and indignity."

    The $200,000 lawsuit states that Carson was "bruised, contused, lacerated and made sore" by Heart's breasts, which reportedly weigh in at 40 pounds apiece.

    Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch


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    I am NOT a frivolis lawsuit anti captialist guy in any reason or fashion but if you look at this case McDonalds does hold some of the blame.

    MasterKiller just spelled out the reasoning's a few cases below.

    I have nothing against McDonalds either, as a business they do an amazing job doing what they do best, provide cheap though crappy food, at very cheap prices to the public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Jack II View Post
    I am NOT a frivolis lawsuit anti captialist guy in any reason or fashion but if you look at this case McDonalds does hold some of the blame.
    Some, yes. But not $2.7 million in punitive damages when an idiot put a cup of hot coffee between her own legs while in a car.

    While the coffee was too hot, the accident would never have happened had she not put the cup there in the first place. Again, thats why cars have cup holders in them. It's common sense. One should not be rewarded for having none of it.

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    Again, thats why cars have cup holders in them. It's common sense. One should not be rewarded for having none of it
    Agree, she was wearing a large pair of clown shoes that day, but my main point is the word frivolis.

    I don't think it merits frivolis, tarded yes, but since McDonalds has some of the blame, I think this case in specific falls outside of that zone by a few feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Jack II View Post
    ...but my main point is the word frivolis.

    Bugs me too... try frivolous

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