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  1. 01-25-2008, 03:18 PM #16
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    11. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck did Shaolin kung fu?
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    as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck did shaolin kungfu
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    12. Why is it so fun to practice armbars with women?
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    14) If a deadly CMA does things differently than the majority of actual fighting arts, does that make them wrong or just really, really advanced?
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    maybe because you dive head first into their guards
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    15) If they call David Ross the crazy eyed killer, what do they call Gene?
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    maybe because you dive head first into their guards
    And that's why they call MK, the smelly headed killer.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

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    that's why they call him "fish head killer"
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    that's why they call him "fish head killer"
    The Tuna Topped Terminator, The Makeral Mane Murderer, The Halibut Haired Hellraiser, The Dirt Pipe Milkshaker...
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    18.) I got a tapeworm from groundfighting. Wrestling is so unsanitary. It wasn't so much the tapeworm I minded; it's just that the tapeworm had syphilis, and now my nose is rotting off.

    A la the "Mountain of Lungu"
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    19) How does MMA defend against the CMA takedown?
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    15) If they call David Ross the crazy eyed killer, what do they call Gene?

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    His Nacho Cheese covered Ninjetts call him "Master!"
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    19) How does MMA defend against the CMA takedown?

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    There are two possible answerers:

    1. TCMA does not fight in the MMA ring because they sux, so MMA has never seen a TCMA take down, and thearfore has no defence for it.

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    2. They would counter shoot with a double leg in the Guard by Armbaring from the Mount as they GnP. Which ironically is the counter for everything.
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