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    No Royal Dragon You Say?

    It can't be true. I hear Royal Dragon is a AI created by Dutch fast food workers, originally called Royale Dragon With Cheese.

    All the girlfriend stories, the obsession with Windows, the iconoclastic arguments - all concocted on a Linux server by an evil genius.

    I mean has anyone ACTUALLY seen him in person?
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    I smelled that cheese a mile away.
    Jack Dempsey: "What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?

    It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.

    Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile when its bodyweight is set into fast motion."

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    Hmm, you may have a point there. Seriously, have any of you actually seen Royal Dragon and RD's Alias - 1A post at the same time? I never have, have you?

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    RD's Alias,
    I tell you, Royal Dragon is not real.
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    I don't think he is either. I think he is an urban Internet Legend.

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    I once shot a Royal Dragon, just to watch it die.
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    I heard he once jumped 100-ft from a helicopter into a perfect horse stance. His back was so strong afterwards, he was able to raid several wedding receptions at once.
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    I heard he invented weddings just to make pulling women more challenging.
    Jack Dempsey: "What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?

    It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.

    Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile when its bodyweight is set into fast motion."

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