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    That Hoodoo that the Saudi's Doo

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...r=HOME_3829929

    If only the West would man up and add their assent to the execution. But the liberal media is already whining, and the secular politico's of the US are lambasting it as "medievalism".

    I say: "Death to the witch!"

    I knew there was a reason I haven't been able to get it up lately. She put an impotence curse on her neighbors and all the sexy men in the world. Plus, she had these robes that smelled funny with little bags of money and stuff.....I don't know what that means, because I'm not a witch, (and I don't buy the "desert BO" or the "feminine hygeine excuse" some people are trying to assert) but it all smells fishy to me. Call your senator. Let your voice be known: John D. Takeshi will not stand for this American impudence, which libels our Saudi allies as "backwards" people with degenerate morals.

    A Darwinian Conceit,
    Typed extempore by John Takeshi on February 16th, 2008:

    The women tell me that they need
    For me to get it up and spread my seed.
    I knew that there was something funny
    When I tried to put my noodle in this honey
    And it thwacked her on her thigh all limp.
    This witch is a threat to my title: "Pimp."
    Only when she's been beheaded
    Will my noodle rise again, fully leaded.
    Last edited by Seppukku; 02-16-2008 at 09:57 AM.
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    I doubt this would startle anyone. That culture is soooo f@cked up in its thinking and disgusting its not even funny.

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