100 things GENE CHING wants for his 44th BIRTHDAY!!!!!

[GeneChing]

25. to get back those precious minutes wasted watching Rick Roll, trying to figure out wtf SLL is trying to say to me. At 44, every minute counts.

[Shaolinlueb]

i just can't get that song out of my head. it has been in there for 3 weeks. just thought i would pass along the thoughts.

[lkfmdc]

26. an big electronic score board, ticking away the minutes and seconds left

[lkfmdc]

is anyone else still suspicious about that big voice coming out of that small white guy?

[GeneChing]

...or do you mean SLL?

You guys sure you can count to 100? I seem to remember an attempt to get to 300 that gassed out at 106.

27. Forum members that can count more than three digits, especially when it comes to the money they will spend buying great gear at MartialArtsMart.

[lkfmdc]

28. An inflatable Shaolinlueb that he can punch

29. an autographed copy of LKFMDC new dvd

30. A t shirt that in Chinese reads "fat chicks rule"

31. a copy of "motorcylce diaries" in simplified Chinese

32. an inflatable Maggie Q doll (not for punching)

[sanjuro_ronin]

33:

What every man wants:

[sanjuro_ronin]

34:

And to add to #33

[lkfmdc]

35. a "that was easy" ban button

36. a copy of "Rick Roll's greatest hits"

37. a limited edition Yoda light sabre

38. a complete copy of "the wonder years" on CD (because it's actually about Gene, shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone)

39. an ice cream cake in the shape of Shaolin temple

[MasterKiller]

40. Laser tattoo removal because he put the tiger and dragon on the wrong forearms.

[lkfmdc]

41. a pair of spandex shorts that say "Te Amo" on the rear

[MasterKiller]

42. A collection of "real dolls" resembling the Got Qi girls.

[lkfmdc]

43. a NY San Da hoodie, that just arrived today, in XXL

[MasterKiller]

44. The Blu-Ray edition of "Warriors of Virtue."

[lkfmdc]

45. A new pole for "Shaolin Pole Dancing (tm)"