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  1. 02-29-2008, 12:58 PM #61
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    Support for the good ol USA !
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    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
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  2. 02-29-2008, 04:54 PM #62
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    82. Finally gets his own bidet that he's always dreamed of.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    82. Finally gets his own bidet that he's always dreamed of.
    83. A bidet attachement; it looks like preacher's face
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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  4. 03-01-2008, 06:24 AM #64
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    84. Gene gets a big birthday laugh when Masterkiller compliments Gene's new drinking fountain after using the bathroom.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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  5. 03-01-2008, 09:22 AM #65
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  6. 03-05-2008, 10:25 AM #66
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    86. For forum members to complete this lists in a timely fashon
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    87. Chocolate covered Shuriken.
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    89. Chocolate covered Trolls.
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    90. less bums on this forum.

    91. chocolate covered black belt.
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    93. A Tuesday when LKFMDC didn't post a single thing on the forum (check)

    94. For LKFMDC to return on a Wednesday and add to his wish list (check)

    95. For chocolate covered (and nothing else) twins to show up at his door (go check the door!)
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    96. A life size replica of the Tian Tan Buddha....covered in chocolate. Look in your backyard!
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    85. To be me.
    97. Covered in Chocolate.
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  13. 03-05-2008, 02:53 PM #73
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    98. Life time subscription to http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/

    99. An autographed copy of http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...ZL._AA240_.jpg
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    100. KFM Forum COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!!
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    chocolate?

    oh you guys don't me at all. it's nachos ******. i want the forum covered in nachos. why do you think we've made it this color?
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