See, this actually proves a recent discovery of mine...that being that Women are actually bad for us and hold guys down and mess up our lives.
See, if it hadn't been for females constantly trying to capture me with thier distracting and wiley ways; and causing me to lose focus on the important things, then I would have had time to focus on those important things, like the markets...and I'd be a frik'n bizzillionare by now.