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    Quote Originally Posted by Reality_Check View Post
    See if you'll survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    beheading them would be the best course of action.
    Yes I agree, beheading is the best way. And I have a machette to do it. I wonder how sex with a zombie would be.......just kidding.

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    or we may send in an army of terminators.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC32O...eature=related


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    duno bout u but i'm goin for a silenced 2.2 rimfire with a good scope on it,

    and a samurai sword for close quarters or machete
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkriii View Post
    Yes I agree, beheading is the best way. And I have a machette to do it. I wonder how sex with a zombie would be.......just kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mkriii View Post
    Yes I agree, beheading is the best way. And I have a machette to do it. I wonder how sex with a zombie would be.......just kidding.
    Well, since you asked:
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    cant forget the hottest zombie in film
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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    duno bout u but i'm goin for a silenced 2.2 rimfire with a good scope on it,

    and a samurai sword for close quarters or machete
    word, im a big fan of cma, but for me, no melee weapon (excepting maybe nunchaku which wont work on zombies) strikes me quite like a nice katana. my favorite blade by far.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    word, im a big fan of cma, but for me, no melee weapon (excepting maybe nunchaku which wont work on zombies) strikes me quite like a nice katana. my favorite blade by far.
    The Katana is not a close-quarter weapon though, for that, go with the Khurki.
    Even Zombies fear and don't mess with the Ghurkha !
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    For close range work I prefer axes.

    No *****-footing around with half-axe knives for me tkx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    The Katana is not a close-quarter weapon though, for that, go with the Khurki.
    Even Zombies fear and don't mess with the Ghurkha !
    thats what his little brother is for, i have me a wakizashi too
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonM View Post
    For close range work I prefer axes.

    No *****-footing around with half-axe knives for me tkx.
    Did you just insinuate that a khurki is nothing more than a half-axe and that ghurkhas *****foot around ?!?!?!?!?
    Psalms 144:1
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    The Katana is not a close-quarter weapon though, for that, go with the Khurki.
    Even Zombies fear and don't mess with the Ghurkha !
    zombies dont fear, period


    there similar to a computer with 2 functions, moving and feeding you could be on a cliff opposite another cliff with rocks in between
    and a horde of zombies would simply try and eat you never mind falling off a cliff because they dont think. at all.
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    zombies dont fear, period


    there similar to a computer with 2 functions, moving and feeding you could be on a cliff opposite another cliff with rocks in between
    and a horde of zombies would simply try and eat you never mind falling off a cliff because they dont think. at all.
    You obviously have never met a Ghurkha.
    First, they make for lousy eating so Zombies wouldn't eat them and even if they did, the Ghurkha would rip out from inside the Zombie and rip off the Zombies head with his own large intestine, then he'd get nasty.
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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