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    that is seriously one of the cvutest things ive ever seen


    i actually feel fuzzy !!!!


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    ttt for wushu bear!

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    Shaolin staff Bear

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poEwkIPKn3w

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    I looks like he's trying to spin it around his neck.
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    sweet...now, a 22 of Tasgall to someone that can name the type of bear w/o consulting any sort of reference....
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

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    ursa japonicus...

    (well, it could be )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    sweet...now, a 22 of Tasgall to someone that can name the type of bear w/o consulting any sort of reference....
    The post said Asiatic Black bear....other than what it says I have no idea....no bears here in the city....that I know of.....

    I think that bear's "Buddha Stick" is better than mine

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    it's a moon bear by common title though asiatic black bear is correct as well....heh, I didn't even look at the description.

    http://www.greatbear.org/asiaticblackbear.htm
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    the hunters killed his mama by catching her in a trap and he spent the next 15 years perfecting his staff skill in order to get REVENGE!
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    word, the moon bears are the main one that are tormented for their bile.

    even though the active ingredient in bear bile has been replicated in the lab and is readily available there is still a great demand for the 'real' stuff...must be taoist doctors and not buddhist ones...i hope.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Asian creatures all know kung-fu

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    hey... thats not kung fu ... thats the compulsory wushu staff routine
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    That even had elements of iron body training !
    Bear-fu for the win !!
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    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    that's not Xiong Fa...trust me...i learned the real authentic way of the bear and that's not it.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    You're right, SanHeChuan

    Reincarnation IS real! Has anyone else noticed that the kung fu bear is making the viral rounds AGAIN? Of course, for all us KFM members, that was so 2008.

    Kung Fu Bear: Funny Until We All Get Mauled (VIDEO)
    First Posted: 05-24-10 12:16 PM | Updated: 05-24-10 12:17 PM

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    Yes, this Kung Fu Bear is hilarious. Twirling that branch like a Kung Fu master, he's laugh-out-loud cute. But let us not forget that this is A BEAR TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS. Bears are scary enough with their regular skill set (interrupting picnics and mauling things), but adding kung fu to the mix? Let's just call it quits and prepare for the bear takeover of the world. (via Buzzfeed)

    (And yes, someone's already gone through the trouble of adding the obvious soundtrack.)
    May 25th 2010 By Simon Crisp
    Kung Fu bear becomes internet superstar -- but could he take Kung Fu Panda?

    We've heard about Kung Fu Panda's but this is something else altogether.

    It appears that it's not just a good old fashioned mauling you have to worry about if you're unfortunate enough to come face-to-face with a grizzly -- now you should also fear a fierce ninja beat down, as the following footage will show.

    The video captures the moment a bear at a Japanese zoo began twirling a branch with apparent Kung Fu (or is it Kendo?) skills. Viewed by 500,000 YouTubers, Cloud (that's the name of the over-sized warrior) picks up a branch from inside his enclosure at Hiroshima zoo and, well, have a watch.

    Once you've seen him in action have a quick vote in our poll. Could Cloud "have" Kung Fu Panda, the butt-kicking bamboo chewing star of the Jack Black movie, if it came down to some paws-ticuffs?
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