Oh No! I've been e-challenged...AGAIN

[Shaolin Wookie]

NICE OUT. I remember when I came out. It was a couple of years ago. Since then, I've done a lot of this: <====8

There ya go.

[Shaolin Wookie]

Yup, you found a good one. If you want me so bad, provide the info on your measurements.

[1bad65]

Remember this gem?

Nothin' get's me hotter than a good ear grinder video!

[1bad65]

The last guy to wear the persona you still seem to think is cool is now destined to be a punchline forever. Is that really what you want?

Not too late, just stop being an *******...

It really boggles the mind.

[Shaolin Wookie]

Disrobe what I can't disrobe because I'm a shy girl? That doesn't preculde you from setting a up a date. I'm conservative, that's all. Whatever, mr. donkey boy. I bet you've never done this to a donkey. I have. And i'm gonna do a few things now, like a chicken and a lizard. Oh, so you've done a donkey, boy? Fine, then I'll have to one up you. I'm going to hump a camel. That's right, a camel. You have fun filling 20 pages of nonsense about how you've done crazier things. But if you don't hump a camel in the next fifteen minutes, you'll be lying.

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[Shaolin Wookie]

Save some for me! I'm feeling lonely!

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[Shaolin Wookie]

Well he did threaten to report me to the Austin Police Dept as a drug dealer. SifuExcuses truly is a fine citizen of the United States of America, and one hell of a ****ed fine patriot; so I do deal drugs to little children. So what? I've gotta put bread on the table, right? So a little kid gets hooked on crack. Them's the breaks.

I'm grown. I do what I want.

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[1bad65]

When are you arriving in Austin? For how long will you be here?

I obviously need this info to schedule the fight.

[1bad65]

Tom calling your place is not harassment.

I was told Tom never called my gym.

[TaiChiBob]

C'mon Gene, put this abomination out of its misery.. there was a time when this forum had class.. it's becoming a carnival of fools..

[SifuAbel]

tell me about it.

[Shaolin Wookie]

Remember this gem? Do you remember our dinner at Chez La'Mariconez. Do you remember the question? The magic of the night? The feeling of unity between you and I? I'll never forget that next morning, my booty Rudy oh so Abel. I love you, honey.

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[Shaolin Wookie]

When are you arriving in Austin? For how long will you be here?

I obviously need this info to schedule my night. They've got a great club here--The Swinging Ballocks. It's really swank, and there's lots of guys there. I can't remember.....are you into swinging? And why didn't you show when I challenged you to come to Massachussettes when they briefly legalized gay marriage. I was waiting for you. It rained. There was a parade in celebration. But what truly broke my heart is that you rained on my parade. But I'm willing to forget, sweety. Rudy..........
I miss you. .

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[Shaolin Wookie]

I was told Tom never called my Jim. . I caught them in bed together. I left Jim a month ago, and I haven't stopped thinking about you since, lover. I love you Rudy. Please come back to me.

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[Shaolin Wookie]

Go to him.

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