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    Exclamation i just got in to a fight...and lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    she wanted to watch the Detroit vs. Orlando game and I wanted to watch the WEC


    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    If only you had practiced your forms more!
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    These things happen!

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    If he had only trained Shaolin Do he woud have been "trained to kill, PERIOD" (r)
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    she wanted to watch the Detroit vs. Orlando game and I wanted to watch the WEC


    buy two TVs...

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    that's ok...the make up sex was pretty good
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    and I think I came up with a form specifically for remote control defense...but it leads to the make up sex so monks won't be able to perform it!
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    that's ok...the make up sex was pretty good
    That's what tattooed monk said in RE to Kwaichang
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    that's ok...the make up sex was pretty good
    Which hand did you use and did she notice the wet spot?
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    lkfmdc: why the SD references?


    @ rogue
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    It's ok. I rule the remote in our family because of my superior grappling skills
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    Oso

    SD references because I called him on his fight record which is non existant because he TRAINS champions. Too busy I guess. Yes I do Sd and I can fight too it puts a kink in lk's little story. KC
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    I lose fights all the time. I can convince a jury to find in favor of my client, but I can't convince my wife that the new speakers are really necessary to the well being of our family. I mean, come on.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    yeah i lost a fight trying to convinve my wife that guitar hero is on the grocery list. she said something about needing vegetables and i said guitar hero would be like vegetables for the soul. i lost that fight.

    but oso next time you end up in this situation turn on what you want to watch and use your kung fu grip to crush the remote into dust and then turn to her and say "what now?" if she pauses for even a second raise your hands in the air and say "woohoo, i win! one to nothin'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceSteveRoy View Post
    yeah i lost a fight trying to convinve my wife that guitar hero is on the grocery list. she said something about needing vegetables and i said guitar hero would be like vegetables for the soul. i lost that fight.

    but oso next time you end up in this situation turn on what you want to watch and use your kung fu grip to crush the remote into dust and then turn to her and say "what now?" if she pauses for even a second raise your hands in the air and say "woohoo, i win! one to nothin'"
    I remember a tale about the Spartan women who got tired of the war their men were waging all of the time. They just cut them off and soon the men were crying like babies! There's a lesson to be learned from that....
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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