You need to do that. We might end up with a thread on Chinese Takeaway Magazine Forums. Some guy named Royal Dragon will claim you took his idea for a name.
Jack Dempsey: "What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile when its bodyweight is set into fast motion."