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    For Sale!!

    I am currently auctioning off Kung Fu Magazine to the highest bidder.

    Anyone interested in buying the magazine please contact me Via PM.

    Thank You,

    RD

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    Similarly, i have a bridge in brooklyn i am willing to part with at a reasonable price
    Everyone's favorite wooden dummy

    "All over people thinking martial arts is for making sexy body. That one is a wrong. Martial art is for making sexy mind and sexy spirit"- Master Po
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    And I am selling a whole country. Rich on Gold, Diamonds, Oil and Criminals.
    Free stockpile of 20 year old AK 47’s included.
    得 心 應 手

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    I've got some magic beans....
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    burnt toast anyone?????
    Bless you

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    I haz a bucket!!! U want???
    "The first stage is to get the Gang( hard, solid power). every movement should be done with full power and in hard way, also need to get the twisting and wrapping power, whole body's tendon and bones need to be stretched to get the Gang( hard) power. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A View Post
    I am currently auctioning off Kung Fu Magazine to the highest bidder.

    Anyone interested in buying the magazine please contact me Via PM.

    Thank You,

    RD
    so I take it that Gene finally found the receipt?

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    I'll trade your magazine for my lovely bunch of coconuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    I'll trade your magazine for my lovely bunch of coconuts.
    Are they all gathered in a roll ?
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    i'm sellin my momz. she ain't got no teef, but i wont charge no extra if she has a seizure while slobbin ur knob.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Are they all gathered in a roll ?
    Hmm, coconuts in a roll? Pictures?

    Quote Originally Posted by GDA
    but i wont charge no extra if she has a seizure while slobbin ur knob.
    Wait a minute, shouldn't we get our money back if that happens? What kind of old junk are you trying to push on us?
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhitree View Post
    burnt toast anyone?????
    Honestly, why would someone want to buy burnt toast? How much are you selling for?

    Kids these days.....
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    I am currently auctioning off Kung Fu Magazine to the highest bidder.


    I will make it my Mission in life to PREVENT this wonderful publication from getting into the hands of the Shaolin-Do guys. They already OWN the Shaolin Kung fu forum. We need to put the kabosh on that and buy them out.

    I bid a shiney new "New Mexico" Quarter.

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    It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

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    I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Punch View Post
    Hmm, coconuts in a roll? Pictures?

    Wait a minute, shouldn't we get our money back if that happens? What kind of old junk are you trying to push on us?
    apparently someone has never had seizure head before. its like electric ectasy convulsing on your man parts.
    where's my beer?

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