John Takeshi is ALL THAT IS MAN

[Seppukku]

Please discuss

[NJM]

Desperate?

[sanjuro_ronin]

I don't know about Takeshi but, Masumo Takahasi approves this post:

[Samurai Jack]

I don't know much about Master Sensei Takeshi, but my mate Andy says that he's got a very big Judo Katana that he swings for the amusement of fit babes.

[bodhitree]

Grandmaster sensei Takeshi once tried to hook me up with a bald-head girl, I was like "wtf, you know she had a bald head and you still tried to hook me up with her?"

Then I cut her bald head off with a judo katana!

[lkfmdc]

Seppukku has been proven to be Shaolin Wookie

There is a forum rule against having two accounts and using them to troll

Why hasn't Shaolin Wookie and his alter ego been banned?

Please discuss

[冠木侍]

Seppukku has been proven to be Shaolin Wookie

There is a forum rule against having two accounts and using them to troll

Why hasn't Shaolin Wookie and his alter ego been banned?

Please discuss

You a ball buster it seems.

BTW, how were u able to match the IP addresses?

[lkfmdc]

You a ball buster it seems.

BTW, how were u able to match the IP addresses?

I didn't, a moderator did. But apparently only Gene can ban someone...

ball buster? no. I'd just like to see less trolls on here, maybe it's just me

[冠木侍]

You usually out him whenever u get the chance. Just a trend I have noticed. Seems he has some history on this forum...

Agreed. I would actually like to have no trolls but less is acceptable under the circumstances.

Gene holds all the power but he is pre-occupied with his benefit for China. We must be patient it seems.

Take care.

[lkfmdc]

You usually out him whenever u get the chance.

Some people on here are really annoying, but at least at other times contribute and discuss stuff. The "seppuku" screen name serves no purpose but trolling, often interjecting into serious discussion the most patently childish drivel. So, yes, I out him whenever he shows his face. And hope some day when Gene has a momment, he addresses it

[Samurai Jack]

If being an annoying, thread-derailing troll was the criteria for banning, than many of the most prolific and popular forum members on this board wouldn't be here.

I'm kinda sick of seeing the funny guy get picked on, while the complete jerks bully and bicker away with impunity.

That said, Seppuku's ninja-esque silence on the matter clearly reflects the Enlightened wisdom of Professor Grandmaster Sensei Takeshi's teachings:

"The spitting Tiger is the power of the Immortal Spirtual."

-John Takeshi, Modern Day Buddha

[Lucas]

Once I was walking past the Crenshaw Yoga and Dance Studio, and I saw Sensei Takeshi practicing with his Judo Katana.

I asked him, I said; "Hey, Sensei Takeshi, why do you practice so much with that Judo Katana"

For a reply, four ninjas dropped from the surrounding rooftops and tried to ambush the Sensei with deadly attacks that would shame a quickend viper. With a quick flourish of his nimble wrist, the Master dispatched all four ninjas, simply continuing on with his Kata!

At that point the Sensei looked upon me, and graced me with a smile. There was a small lustrious sparkle in his eye as he asked "Did you inquire something my friend?"

At that, I bowed, appologized for wasting the Sensei's time, and excused myself to go eat hotwings.

Thats my John Takeshi story.

The eye of the Dragons Tiger spiritual

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i once saw john takeshi pee on a homeless man.

but i had accidentally set the homeless man on fire, so takeshi and his urine were actually a heroes.

[Oso]

Once I was walking past the Crenshaw Yoga and Dance Studio, and I saw Sensei Takeshi practicing with his Judo Katana.

I asked him, I said; "Hey, Sensei Takeshi, why do you practice so much with that Judo Katana"

For a reply, four ninjas dropped from the surrounding rooftops and tried to ambush the Sensei with deadly attacks that would shame a quickend viper. With a quick flourish of his nimble wrist, the Master dispatched all four ninjas, simply continuing on with his Kata!

At that point the Sensei looked upon me, and graced me with a smile. There was a small lustrious sparkle in his eye as he asked "Did you inquire something my friend?"

At that, I bowed, appologized for wasting the Sensei's time, and excused myself to go eat hotwings.

Thats my John Takeshi story.

The eye of the Dragons Tiger spiritual

wow...awesomeness

[Oso]

i once saw john takeshi pee on a homeless man.

but i had accidentally set the homeless man on fire, so takeshi and his urine were actually a heroes.

don't lie, you heifer...you set him on fire on purpose.