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  1. 05-29-2008, 08:44 AM #16
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    My guess would be that he set him on fire on purpose, just to watch John Takeshi pee on him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    My guess would be that he set him on fire on purpose, just to watch John Takeshi pee on him.
    you guyz ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    Some people on here are really annoying, but at least at other times contribute and discuss stuff. The "seppuku" screen name serves no purpose but trolling, often interjecting into serious discussion the most patently childish drivel. So, yes, I out him whenever he shows his face. And hope some day when Gene has a momment, he addresses it
    John Takeshi is the mirror of KFM's posters. If you do not like what you see in Takeshi-san, it is not Takeshi-san that you need to ban. Perhaps you ought to look into yourself and see the dragon that is clouding the tiger spiritual of the mind. This "childish drivel" consists of what? Lineage pomposity? Stylistic superiority complexes? Street lethal and ring legal/lethal sophistry? Boasting of martial prowess? TMA vs. MMA drivel? E-Challenge matches? Fudging personal details? The attempt to galvanize respect for internet posting? False wisdom via aphorisms? Occultic, colloquial notions of Martial Arts? A voice that mimics exhortation....i.e., the voice of LKFMDC? Boorish, self-centered opinions that are about as convincing as the War on Terror?

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    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
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  5. 05-31-2008, 05:57 AM #20
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    Seppuku = Shaolin Wookie = Shaolin Do

    So I guess his Takeshi garbage really isn't fruit falling that far from the mother tree

    It's too bad that Shaolin Wookie can't come clean and admit he's been caught, or better yet, if he wants to "get into it" do it with his own account

    Troll away, except of course once you've been outed your trolling loses about 90% of its effect
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post

    Troll away, except of course once you've been outed your trolling loses about 90% of its effect
    They said the same thing about your sex life, after you were outed.

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    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
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    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
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  7. 05-31-2008, 06:02 AM #22
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    Thumbs down

    blah blah

    big talk from behind a keyboard

    I think it's just time to put you on ignore... you aren't even amusing anymore
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    Seppuku = Shaolin Wookie = Shaolin Do

    So I guess his Takeshi garbage really isn't fruit falling that far from the mother tree
    If I were Shaolin Wookie, would I say this?:

    "Shaolin Wookie is a fag."

    Quod Erat Demonstrandum. I think this proves what a superior rhetorician I am.
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    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
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    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
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    From his profile here

    Seppukku has not made any friends yet
    what a surprise

    It's all over, you were tagged as Shaolin Wookie, failed trolling 101, don't troll from same computer
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
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    what a surprise

    It's all over, you were tagged as Shaolin Wookie, failed trolling 101, don't troll from same computer
    I don't own a computer. I post here by tapping into the tiger spiritual. My IP adress is the TIGER SPIRITUAL OF THE MIND.
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    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
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    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
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    This message is hidden because Seppukku is on your ignore list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    ah, satisfaction
    Stop, duck, cover. Is he flame retardant, or flame retarded?

    You be the judge.
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    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
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    Trolling? What does fishing have to do with this?
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