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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonM View Post
    My ass isn't bad because I underwent a rigorous training program in Panda style kung fu and...

    sorry...

    I just can't go on...

    I was going to make a Kung Fu Panda reference but I just couldn't carry on... too ludicrous.
    Pansy.

    Now, this is an ass:
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Fine, here goes...

    I don't have a bad ass because I trained extensively in Panda style kung fu and now, as anyone who has done JJ with me knows, my ass is one of my greatest weapons. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Simon McNeil
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