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    noises you made when punching and kicking

    Dear all,
    Is it possible for someone to tell me what is causing those noises when you punching and kicking into the air?
    (The noise is not created by the friction between your clothing rubbing against your body.)

    Thank you very much
    Hitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman View Post
    Dear all,
    Is it possible for someone to tell me what is causing those noises when you punching and kicking into the air?
    (The noise is not created by the friction between your clothing rubbing against your body.)

    Thank you very much
    Hitman
    Chi.



    and some vaseline doesn't hurt.
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    Air being expelled from your lungs.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    Air being expelled from your lungs.
    Butt cheeks clapping together
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    Stop looking over the wall when I practice to steal my methods !
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    Stop looking over the wall when I practice to steal my methods !
    bah !
    Party pooper
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    Just look at my top secret manuals I keep on my wall for my servants to secretly learn my hidden techniques from....

    It works for them.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    Just look at my top secret manuals I keep on my wall for my servants to secretly learn my hidden techniques from....

    It works for them.
    Tell that to "no dong" Chan, your cook, poor man, "spiraling blade of the snake" my ass !!
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    I had to do something to get that guy back in the kitchen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hitman View Post
    dear all,
    is it possible for someone to tell me what is causing those noises when you punching and kicking?

    Thank you very much
    hitman

    "no means no!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman View Post
    Dear all,
    Is it possible for someone to tell me what is causing those noises when you punching and kicking into the air?
    (The noise is not created by the friction between your clothing rubbing against your body.)

    Thank you very much
    Hitman
    It's a fairly new development in martial arts. In our modern world, martial artists are influenced by the internet. This has caused a new generation of martial artists, who will aggressively move forward, extending their deadly appendages with a throaty "oh baby" or "you like that, biotch?"

    However, the people you see on the internet are professionals, performing for the camera. It is important to remember that p0rn is not real fighting.

    Porn wouldn't last a minute and a half against Sanjuro_Ronin in a no holds barred environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC Elbows View Post
    It's a fairly new development in martial arts. In our modern world, martial artists are influenced by the internet. This has caused a new generation of martial artists, who will aggressively move forward, extending their deadly appendages with a throaty "oh baby" or "you like that, biotch?"

    However, the people you see on the internet are professionals, performing for the camera. It is important to remember that p0rn is not real fighting.

    Porn wouldn't last a minute and a half against Sanjuro_Ronin in a no holds barred environment.
    This is true, case in point, look what I did with duct tape:
    Psalms 144:1
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    too funny

    I don't think I've laughed so hard today. But i think the OP had a serious question...
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    The OP needs to be a bit more specific.

    Is he refering to the noises some people make, via air being expelled from their lungs in coordination with the vocals to create specific sounds? Such as a kiai.

    or is he refering to the little 'swish' sound that your legs make as they pass through the air surrounding you.....

    if the latter is the case.....no explination is neccessary, because if that is the case no amount of explination will get it through.

    now if the former were the case....thats entirely different.

    Or is it possible that he means something else.

    clarification is required.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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