Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
You forgot the part where your liver is smacked up into your throat area.
It's clear that you don't do enough kegels, everyone knows the fundamentals of kung fu are drop the elbows, spine erect, and pull your testicles and liver up into your throat using your powerful kegel kung, then eye poke.

This is why true kung fu men never get grandpa balls.