Subway Assault With Hammer

[Mas Judt]

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news...passenger.html


Or why you need to pay attention in public

[Mr Punch]

Yeah, I'm one of the last people to worry too much because of some pish in the press, but I must admit after the increasing incidence of random violent attacks over here on public transport I don't sleep on the train as often as I used to.

[CFT]

Are you sure it's not a hoax? Someone is hit around the head with a hammer and the hospital just discharges him?

Miraculously, the victim took the subway up to Temple University Hospital, received several staples and sutures and was discharged, Roach said.

[Mr Punch]

Be alert! No need to carry a hammer for self defence against other mad hammerers: don't be a pu$$y! Carry one of these!

[xcakid]

Ban hammers. They cause people to become violent. They hurt people. Ban hammers. Do it for the children.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

what if it wasn't random though? i mean what was the guy gonna say?

"yeah you know paullie kept telling me if i didnt get him the money he was gonna bust my head open for me . . . surenuff he did didn't he?"

[bakxierboxer]

Ban hammers. They cause people to become violent. They hurt people. Ban hammers. Do it for the children.

All I can say is that it's a darned good thing that he'd only learned the Basic Hammer Set!

If he'd attended all of the MMH (Mixed Martial Hammering) throwdowns the results would've been
'WAY different!

[MasterKiller]

you guys don't get it.

http://www.ca-politicaltransitions.c...erAndSicle.jpg

This is obviously one half of an evil leftists socialist plot to destroy America.

[bakxierboxer]

you guys don't get it.

http://www.ca-politicaltransitions.c...erAndSicle.jpg

This is obviously one half of an evil leftists socialist plot to destroy America.

Hammer and Sickle wielded by Hammerin' Sickos'?
I dunno.... they tend to "march" a lot.