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    Cool ballon training.

    surely some of you have a comment or two regarding the concept of having multiple ballons in a room(or open space), the idea revolving around doing forms and movements recreating strikes, blocks, kicks, and so forth on the ballons, keeping them alot and not touching the floor... trains relex, timing, adaptation, speed, movement compensations, and thus stimulating the mental aspects of the combat mind... naturally the more ballons you can master, the better the practice becomes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    surely some of you have a comment or two regarding the concept of having multiple ballons in a room(or open space), the idea revolving around doing forms and movements recreating strikes, blocks, kicks, and so forth on the ballons, keeping them alot and not touching the floor... trains relex, timing, adaptation, speed, movement compensations, and thus stimulating the mental aspects of the combat mind... naturally the more ballons you can master, the better the practice becomes.
    What's a ballon? That's not in the English dictionary...
    “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Friedrich Engels

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch View Post
    What's a ballon? That's not in the English dictionary...
    yeah that would be balloon. talk about a brainf@rt... i knew it looked funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    yeah that would be balloon. talk about a brainf@rt... i knew it looked funny.
    Oh! Well, in that case I have a quote from Bruce Lee that will suffice:

    "Balloons don't hit back."
    “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Friedrich Engels

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch View Post
    "Balloons don't hit back."
    obviously you are missing the point of the practice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    obviously you are missing the point of the practice...
    and so are you.
    “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Friedrich Engels

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch View Post
    and so are you.
    apparently... i can't even spell balloon correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    apparently... i can't even spell balloon correctly.
    I know what you're getting at. It's just that, IMO, there's time better spent elsewhere doing other things. I'm a big believer in taking my 'extra' time to train specifically for my goal...if I get 'cardio/conditioning' from it, so be it. But I'm not going to cross-train in anything, really. I have two kids, my own acupuncture clinic, other commitments. I'm a busy guy.

    So time is best spend, for me, doing more functional training.

    Best to you and your balloon training.
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    More interestingly, if you want to incoporate balloons into training, you should do balloon juggling. It trains handspeed and dexterity and is very useful. I make all my students juggle balloons before we start striking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenCloudCLF View Post
    More interestingly, if you want to incoporate balloons into training, you should do balloon juggling. It trains handspeed and dexterity and is very useful. I make all my students juggle balloons before we start striking.
    i'd make them all juggle nine pound iron balls...

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    dear uki,
    even though you dont know any form of martial art and never sparred and fight in years, because you live in middle of nowhere, if you just punch a tree and beat yourself with sticks you will actually have some kung fu, instead of doing stupid sh1t like juggling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    dear uki,
    even though you dont know any form of martial art and never sparred and fight in years, because you live in middle of nowhere, if you just punch a tree and beat yourself with sticks you will actually have some kung fu, instead of doing stupid sh1t like juggling.
    sincerely
    Sook Mae Balls
    thank you for your wonderful crash course in the english language... not bad(how ironic considering mispelled balloon). you have no idea what i do and i don't live in the middle of nowhere, so right there your two assumptions are obsolete.

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    you juggle balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch View Post
    Oh! Well, in that case I have a quote from Bruce Lee that will suffice:

    "Balloons don't hit back."

    Oh yes they do....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM
    GOD BLESS THE WORKING STIFF!!!

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    nice... i laughed my arse off, tears in the eyes and everything...

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